* 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 : a selection of roleplay ask prompts taken from various gordon ramsay quotes from “ kitchen nightmares ”. any of these prompts may be modified accordingly to fit your muses. perfect if you’re looking for interactions involving profanity, insults and arguments.
❝ i wouldn’t even trust you to run a bath ! ❞
❝ oh my god ! now he's setting himself on fire ! ❞
❝ wow, what a fucking sponge. ❞
❝ who cares if you're on fucking prozac, don't worry about that. ❞
❝ you're so full of fucking shit that you'd make a great politician. ❞
❝ you’re a donkey ! ❞
❝ what is it you want ? a fight ? ❞
❝ i'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking arse, let me tell you that. ❞
❝ do the fuck what you want to do. but don't fuck with me. got it ? ❞
❝ now i know the exact problem in here. i’m staring at it. ❞
❝ i am not going to stand there and even attempt to take that crap from you. ❞
❝ honestly, i've seen enough. let's get the fuck out of here. ❞
❝ it's not possible for someone to have his head so far up his arsehole. fuck me. ❞
❝ you must be out of your tiny mind ! ❞
❝ you're just massaging your fucking ego. ❞
❝ were you intoxicated at the time ? ❞
❝ you’ve got a brain. use it. ❞
❝ what the fuck are you on ? what the fuck are you on ? ❞
❝ i will go straight to hell. ❞
❝ HEY, PANINI-HEAD ! LISTEN TO ME ! ❞
❝ this is not a romantic eat-out, this is a valentine fucking massacre ! ❞
❝ it's like somebody's pissed in my soup. ❞
❝ wow. let's start off with 0 out of 10 for presentation. ❞
❝ jesus. i’d rather get fucking divorced. ❞
❝ you're fucking delusional. ❞
❝ YOU ARE SO IN DENIAL, YOU NEED THERAPY ! ❞
❝ i don't want you smelling that, no, not with your state of health, i don't want you in a coma. ❞
❝ are they trying to put me in a hospital for two years ? i mean, it's bad. it is bad. ❞
❝ no, you're not eating that. no, no, no. ❞
❝ i can't teach you that ! that's called common sense ! ❞
❝ would you mind just blessing my food ? ❞
❝ it's not just about the carrots. carrots are just a fucking example of 20 things that have gone wrong ! ❞
❝ i’m deeply sorry your feelings were hurt. ❞
❝ hate me, don't hate the wings. ❞
❝ how sad is that ? honestly, come on. how fucking depressing is that ? ❞
❝ holy mackerel. look at the size of that thing. ❞
❝ i have never ever ever ever EVER, believed in someone as little as i believe in you ! ❞
❝ do you see how slimy my hand is ?! ❞
❝ LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS PLACE ! it's fucking ridiculous ! ❞
❝ you’re supposed to put salt on the fucking food ! ❞
❝ you’re going to kill someone ! tell him in his language he’s going to kill someone ! ❞
❝ my gran could do better and she’s dead ! ❞
❝ i don’t give a FUCK what anyone says ! ❞
❝ you can't push an inherently-faulty concept. that's like shining a turd... absolutely futile. ❞
❝ you fucking donut ! of course you don’t microwave a salad ! ❞
❝ this guy is seriously off his fucking trolley ! ❞
❝ i’ve never met such a fucking hard-arse stubborn bullshitter in all my life. ❞
❝ executive chef ? certified dick ! ❞
❝ he's fucking dead. a dead lobster! yeah, he's gone. ❞
❝ un-fucking-believeable ! ❞
❝ you’ve taught every chef in the world how not to cook. ❞
❝ the fish is cooked to fuck, there’s shit and piss all over the place... ❞
❝ then prove him fucking wrong ! ❞
❝ thank god you’re not as stubborn as your dad ! ❞
❝ in a nutshell, we have sleepy, dopey, and grumpy. who am i ? snow fucking white ? ❞
❝ when you take a bite of that, it's almost like you've got a breaded condom in your mouth. ❞
❝ wow. they're dreadful. i sure wouldn't put my name on that. i wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that. ❞
❝ "definitely old" ?! it's green ! smell that. ❞
❝ those poor fuckers out there are eating this. ❞
❝ "oh, i've never seen that before!" ? THEN OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES ! ❞
❝ hey, you need a little diaper changing ? that time of night ? a little poo-poo? crapped your pants ? ❞
❝ the atmosphere in here is horrific. what's going on ? ❞
❝ where the fuck is that from in italy ? ❞
❝ THEY'RE MOULDY, YOU PILLOCK ! ❞
❝ YOU BULLSHITTING LITTLE FUCKER !! ❞
❝ IF YOU WERE MY BRIGADE, I WOULD'VE FIRED YOU FUCKING SIXTEEN YEARS AGO ! YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU ! ❞
❝ looks like one of the worst urine samples you could ever give. ❞
❝ i mean, that's just grease. there's more grease in this plate than there is in the greek isles. ❞
❝ you can't even tell me the truth. do you know why ? because you don't know and you're a fucking joke ! ❞