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Me preparing Constanze's onion diet. Well, that's married life. (Luckily, smell TV hasn't been invented yet, eh?)

Cramming for my Einbürgerungstest with my German World War II submarine!

Me was his life support act!

Night out, wohoo!

Me as a college freshman! ERSTIPOOOOOWER! #matchingcolours #almost

Me and Lana going to a Motel because Motels are like, super seedy and we like to imagine ourselves as filthy white trash

Oh me, that was a fun school trip. All of them gurlz and me in the bathtub, bullying the fatty. He totally deserved it tho. Touched everbodys feet!

Jailbait Dinosaur. Me secret method to get all gurlz: me is making them embrace and feel at ease with their inner pedo

Snuggling with handicapped dinosaurs: Boyfriend pillow, Teed-Edition.

Me is coming to Dresden again! Look at that thing behind. They basically stole that design from me, like Lady Gaga did from Madonna. Bastardz.

Bought a bubble shop, but it doesn't attract any girls. Wrong type of bubbles, me guess.

Me and famous German TV presenter Constanze Rick. Me wants to marry her and buy a castle in Bochum.

Me chillin' in me sexy sunbed

Dressing up is so much fun! From me royalties me'll buy Polly a new fancy-dress

Me just grabbed a vintage TR-808 on eBay! Hooray

Me checking out tonight's venue. Sexy retro german Kaufhaus!

Photo shoot for me first album. Me is slightly bigger than them other kids.

Totally Pompous Indistinct Dinosaurs