Indiana Bones: The Curse of the Crystal ButtPlug

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How about some NSFW headcanons for our boy Philip? 👉👈

Yeeesss...

My apologies for barely posting this, but...life happens uwu

My thoughts are that Philip is a virgin, always kept to himself/minded his own business before being brought into the Entity’s realm. I could only say this was otherwise if he had an S/O Pre-Entity. So, Philip doesn’t entirely know what he’s doing, but becoming the Wraith has kicked in a few...instincts 

Because of this, it’s quite easy to seduce him. One stroke of his partner’s hand or a shot of bedroom eyes and he’s already following right behind them

Somewhat sensitive to the touch, so he’d be putty in their hands(unless the aforementioned instincts kick in...~)

Philip has two sides to him when it comes to sex: the soft and passionate side, or the animalistic one with a carnal need

When being soft and passionate:

He’s very gentle, so patient, treating his partner like complete royalty. They are all that matters in that moment.

Philip usually likes to set the mood, this being why the Blood Lodge is one of the best places to have some nice and slow sex

There are so many kisses and touches involved. He’s the type to melt in an instant, but his treatments are more than enough to turn the tables on his partner, even the sounds he makes are comforting enough.

Philip is probably the king of aftercare, nobody does it like he does. He’s so kind, tends to his partner’s every needs no matter how tired he is

When being animalistic:

This side of him can be brought out after or during trials, or with some predator+prey role play. It gets his adrenaline pumping and it’s almost like he loses himself, becomes the hungry Wraith who’ll have his partner shaking after some rough sex

Speaking of “during trials”, Philip’s S/O can get him desperate enough to bend them over where he knows the other survivors won’t see(or perhaps...he won’t care if they do) and pound away. That is all he is going to focus on.

Entity Displeased? Well, Philip and his partner ended up more than pleased.

So many sounds...he growls, grunts, hisses, pants in such ways that things can get wild. Philip can go as far as latching onto things and making many, deep scratch marks as well as dents if the pleasure’s too good and he’s slamming his fists.

In this case, he’s not entirely the best at aftercare, but he still tries to do it. It takes him a while to get the adrenaline back down, but he’d just be holding his partner in a rather territorial manner as he pants in their ear.

He’s so touch-starved and even self-conscious over his Wraith appearance, so he always wants to be having his hands all over his partner. If he could bring himself to speak more, you can bet he’d be praising his partner every second of the way

Back to the self-consciousness, his partner worshipping him? Oh y god, oh my god...Philip wouldn’t have to be touched in any way, that alone could make him melt into a puddle and even climax (faster)

His partner moaning really goads him, but calling out his name? No matter the kind of sex they’re having, it’s going to encourage him to go all out, even more than he’s already giving

Philip is more of a giver, so he’s always down to perform oral on his partner. They’re always the priority, so their pleasure always comes first.

Performing oral on Philip however, he wouldn’t be able to control himself. His partner can have him releasing instantly by looking up at him while doing so(as if he’ll have the control to look down at them hehe)

Lets his partner take control but wouldn’t mind reversing the roles, is even fine with the two of them being...lazy

Usually prefers things to be done in private, but is willing to be a bit risky(his feral self won’t even hesitate to do just that)

He just has to be looking at his partner while doing the deed, feral or soft Philip. Moans and his name being called out isn’t always enough, looking at his partner(preferably while they ride him) is a huge thing for him. Loves to see their reactions, just looking at them ever so lovingly is heaven for him

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A, C, I, and K (NSFW) for Danny Boi would make me MELT... I love your writing by the way and hope you're doing well! ❤😁

Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) 

I say it all depends on the situation. Danny is one who likes to be risky and do the deed in public, so aftercare doesn’t necessarily matter to him in such situations. Perhaps a little kiss and some affectionate groping/caressing before he makes his way out. 

In private however, you can bet that he would be all over his partner. Surprisingly would praise them(especially because he can be rough at times), but would also tease and such. A lot of holding, kisses being peppered all over their skin, especially on the spots he marked(hickeys/bruises, cuts). He’s just going to stay there, look over his partner in pure pride. 

He’s not gonna get up unless he’s got other things to do, or if it’s because his partner needs something(but they’d really have to whine about it; he’d find it cute and roll his eyes)

 Like I mentioned, it all depends on the situation.

Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) 

Really prefers for it to be inside his partner, creampies are definitely his thing. That would be in the Entity’s realm of course because I know being in that realm is birth control itself.

However, he also really enjoys seeing it on his partner’s back/stomach/thighs, just more marking. 

What would make him melt though is his partner swallowing after giving him oral, or eve scooping it up from themselves while looking him in the eye.

Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Depends on his and his partner’s moods.

Typically, he will be the the dominant one, either being rough and a total tease. Taking pictures,  purring into his partner’s ear...everything that would make them melt. Leaves many marks and while he’s getting to climax, he’s going to slowly start to lose it.

Other time, he can actually be quite romantic, quite sweet and caring. He’s a lot closer to his partner, a lot more grabby. Just, not the Danny Johnson everyone is used to seeing. He’s a lot softer, endearing, treats his partner like a total monarch and will definitely crack jokes. Unless it’s a very intimate/passionate moment, then he’d rather let his actions speak.

Kink (One or more of their kinks)

:)

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Spicy headcannons for Plague~ uwu

Let me first start off by saying that if somebody was in a relationship with the Plague but found the thought of having sex with her disgusting, they shouldn’t even be with her. (I mean, unless they’re asexual, that’s alright. Just don’t make her feel even more self-conscious)

Adiris is most definitely a virgin, there is no doubt about it. Her devotion to the gods led her to leading a life of celibacy

But if we take into account that one reader I hope to write for Adiris...it may be different~

She has most likely become sensitive to such things, so even a stroke has her flustered + hot and ready 

Also leads to her becoming quite exhausted 

I know this is supposed to be spicy stuff, but I just need to say that I can only see her as being into women, or at least leans more towards women

She would obviously be hesitant to have any form of intimacy, because she is both self-conscious and is afraid of infecting her partner

Thankfully, her illness is only transmitted through bodily fluids! Still not good in a way, but I’ll explain

Kissing is obviously not permitted for her partner would end up sick, so genital-on-genital sex is also a no unfortunately

Unless...her partner really didn’t mind and convinced her 

Sex with her would mostly include her and/or her partner’s hands, perhaps their mouth alone

If they’re willing to risk it all, oral sex will have her screaming to the heavens

This is when she would be absolutely vulnerable, just clawing at everything she can and saying all kinds of things in her language  

Once again, if they’re willing to risk it all, she will give oral to her partner if begged for it 

She looks her partner in the entire the entire time, even commands that they do so and she is so good with pinning them down (it’s one of hr favorite things to do, especially with such a height)

After some research, I can conclude that sucking her nipples is safe. No boils to infect her partner and this would also have her losing her mind. Groping her too if such an oof for Adiris 

I actually made a joke post a long time ago, but if her partner at least wants to finger her, there thankfully exists some gloves that can help with that(since of course, she’s going to release her fluids~)

Thankfully, her hands don’t infect, so she will more than gladly play with her partner’s genitals

She will be uncertain at first but once she gets into it, she’ll be making them melt with teasing and sensual whispers in their ear

If her partner wanted to make her wet without actually being physically intimate, worshiping is the way to go

Telling her that she is a goddess, so voluptuous; just grovel and you’ll have her trying not to melt 

As nervous/self-conscious as she is, she does like to have a dominant role

But also does not mind being the submissive one(during the beginning, that’s exactly what she will be)

Kneeling at her feet, grabbing her partner by the chin/throat, having her partner kiss her arms, telling her they’re not worthy, etc....my god you have such a satisfied woman 

Extremely in love with all the noises her partner would make

At first, her partner would be the one to start things. When she gets the hang of things, they can expect to be held in the same way she holds survivors she’s going to mori(the chain behind their neck while she leans down)

If her partner wanted to start things, they could just stroke her legs and she’d be a blushing mess already 

Once her confidence sky-rockets, she’s going to be quite the tease

Casually glides her golden claws over her partner’s exposed skin, in such a tantalizing manner

Speaking of her claws, that is most definitely how she is going to mark her partner 

She never had much in her previous life, and now she has to show that her partner is hers and only hers

Yes...Adiris would get possessive/is the jealous type and she will make her partner learn a lesson

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Spare some Blight kinks perhaps (-;w;-)

Frotting/Dry humping

Especially likes it when he’s sitting and his partner sits on his lap to do so 

Perhaps...a bit of dominance/submission(with Talbot being the submissive one of course)

Teasing, mainly his partner teasing him but he would definitely do it too(especially when doing his studies, leave them hanging before going back to working)

This adds on to the last one: stripping

Also, slightly voyeuristic. Only with his partner and with their consent...mostly

His partner looking disheveled 

Coming from a time in which people were always to look prim and proper, his partner being all fixed up and then untidy is oof

Messy hair is the main thing honestly

Hell, he might even be into hair pulling

Also, giving him a blow job and having his orange semen slide down his partner’s skin...

Olfactory kind of, mainly based on the reactions his partner’s body emits 

Tiny bit of choking done on his part

Hand Jobs

Oral Sex

Blowjobs, loves them and they would actually get him flustered/losing it

Oral sex on his partner, my god are they lucky. That mouth is perfect for it, especially with that tongue

Weird places, public included

On the floor, his desk, a chair, a trial, he’s up for it

Marking

He may not necessarily be able to do it with his mouth, but those strong hands and claws? Perfect for it

This is of course mainly for those attracted to him, but Primal

The sounds he makes and his behavior are perfect for it

Maybe the tiniest bit of hunting/chasing...the adrenaline gets him going 

Adding on to the last points: rough sex

Latching onto his partner while he’s the top, just losing all control

Aftercare

Goes back to being Talbot and treating his partner like the monarch they are in his eyes 

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Huehuehue (- =w= -) yes~ heheheh

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I see you are passionate about the Blight so perhaps some NSFW HCS?

I definitely am passionate about the Blight so I thank you mysterious anon for sending in this request 

Talbot was never the type who thought or even cared for sex, let alone anything romantic. Didn’t even understand some of his society’s norms that revolved around such a scandalous topic. However, this would slightly change in the Entity’s Realm

Even then, he might get the tiniest bit flustered when seeing survivors showing a good amount of leg. The ankles...scandalous. 

With an S/O, he would force himself to look away, especially as he unknowingly feels...strange...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This brings me to the point that Talbot loves legs so much, loves to caress his partner’s and squeeze their thighs

Once he becomes the Blight, he’ll still have his same priorities. Yet, because he now has a more bloodthirsty/possibly animalistic instinct, he has a new sex drive

Even then, he wouldn’t really pay any mind to such things, though it would keep him more intrigued than anything. The hormones and such are more what he cares for.

In the situation where he has a partner though, he would keep it in mind...not as much as his S/O perhaps, but it’d be there

The first time he and his S/O copulate, it would be because he was convinced by them saying that it would be for “scientific purposes”

Perhaps it actually did end up being a bit of that in the end, because Talbot learned that sex actually helps him recharge, as weird as that sounds. So he doesn’t always have to rely on his serum

Another thing he would learn is that he’s become quite sensitive, besides the fact that he rarely had sex in his previous life

Thanks to some discussion with my friend, I see Talbot having had sex at least once but it was rather weird for him because it was most likely with a prostitute who he eventually used as a test subject 

So uh, yeah. Talbot  can be considered a bottom. Although, that all depends.

During the act though, you can expect him to lose a bit control. This would come after a few times of doing, for he would be more observant than anything the first few times. Examine every reaction from his S/O, how they hold onto him, practically smell the lust on them and love every bit of it

Then he realizes: Damn, maybe he is horny after all.

Later on, he’ll actually start to enjoy it and get more into it. You can bet he’d have his hands all over his partner, even accidentally leaving marks on them.

Would eventually be a bit more dominant when the mood strikes him.

This brings me to when, where and how the deed would go down

His partner would have to be the one that initiates things often, very rarely will he start. When he does though, it would be during moments of frustration/pent of anger, now that’s when he’ll take lead. I mean, he’s not the jealous type but territorial may be what describes him best; that could be another factor to him starting making the first move.

He would never admit it, but his S/O interrupting him while he works is fucking wonderful; pretends to be annoyed but is enjoying every moment of it 

He also would be willing to try something in trial, curiosity would get the best of him and he’d realize he likes that too

Good thing he’s fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He prefers positions in which his partner is taking control, or ones where he can really latch onto them

His partner on his lap while he’s sitting in front of his desk? His partner bent over his desk while he’s right behind them? It makes him melt

As the Blight, the bottom half of his body remained almost the same, a.k.a: his genitalia looks as normal as ever but secretes bright, glowing, orange semen. As the True Blight, his appendage would have most definitely changed up into something more like tendrils that still secrete those liquids

If ya happen to get frisky with the Blight and it gets to oral, please don’t swallow that or even let it go into your mouth(at least not a huge amount)

Speaking of, he’s gonna feel a bit bad about all the drool he’s dropping. It’s most likely gonna fall onto you, depending on the position.

Moments in which Talbot really will not give his S/O any attention at all, surprising him with oral will do the trick for sure, or even just using their hands on his appendage. He’d be fighting his hardest to not give in, clawing at whatever surface is nearest before he forces you to stop so he can fix himself and get ready.

If you haven’t read my fic where Scorched Ghostface’s S/O kicks Talbot’s ass, let me tell you that a person like that one would turn him on. Someone with so much passion and willing to go against a higher being is just oof for him

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Since I have started a bit of slasher content on this blog, I really hope to eventually get a bit more attention and well…perhaps get some commissions done ^^

I’m currently going through some rough things at home…and I just happen to be broke in general hehe.

But anyways, this is your chance to have me write you something to your liking. However you want it. Have it your way! You can be as specific as you’d like, can include an OC, make things an X Reader, whatever! I currently don’t have many slashers and hope to add some more soon, just gotta get a little more comfortable writing them and such.

I quite unfortunately had to up my prices because I’m in serious need of money at the moment, but…I think I’ve done enough commissions in the past to up the prices…^^’

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Akskalslals I have no thoughts, head empty. anything would be nice as long as it's Philip if that's okay 👉👈 maybe a continuation for the first one? 👁👁

Part One

Mmmmmm smut ahead uwu Hope you don’t mind haha...

His hands had gone from slipping under your shirt to eventually lifting it up, forcing himself to part from your lips before the piece of clothing was tossed to the side. He then reattached his lips to yours, moving down to your jaw and then your neck which had a new marking.

Your hands were now on his face, arch backing right into his long form as he went right back to kissing you with full force.

You didn’t even realize when or how your shorts had come off, body nearly bare before you moved your hands down to his chest and had your legs around him once again. Tightening your grip, you grabbed his cloak to open and let it slide off his broad shoulders, also discarding those pieces to the side.Soon you came across the top beneath it, only that and his bandages preventing you from seeing his full body. Right on your thigh, you could feel the hardness that had formed between his legs.

“Philip.” you had to stop him, quietly chuckling as he pulled away from you in worry. 

You slipped your hands beneath his top, Philip helping you get it right off before he felt your fingers tug at the bandages on his waist. 

Philip watched as you didn’t bother in unwrapping them, merely pulling them downwards until they had completely come off and were placed to the side. All that was left were the ones on his arms and a few still hanging loosely on his shins, while you only wore your undergarment.

Looking up at Philip, you realized that he was taking in every bit of your body. He never did have enough, never ceasing to be fascinated with how beautiful you looked under him.

“Come on...stop that..” you attempted to cover yourself as best as possible, even looking away with hot cheeks before you felt Philip’s lips on your neck and his arms digging beneath your back to hold you against his naked chest.

Philip brought himself into a sitting position, letting you sit on his lap while he hugged your waist. His hands were now under your legs, making your hips grind against his body as a friction was created between your heats.

“Ph...Phil…” you breathed out, feeling as he squeezed your thighs rather roughly yet almost curiously.

Philip’s own breathing became even more rugged than it already was, now sounding desperate and feeling hot over your cold skin. He brought his lips to your shoulder, licking the spot while resisting the urge to sink his teeth in.

As your own breathing quickened, you shifted your legs so that you could hold yourself up with them on top of Philip’s lap.

A growl immediately sounded in his throat as your hips smoothly grinded over his exposed member, having to dig his nails into your thighs as the cloth between you was enough to have him more than accidentally teased.

He reached down to your crotch, moving aside the cloth that bothered him so before his tip rubbed against your entrance. 

Biting your lip, you used his shoulders to hoist yourself and slowly sink down into his full erection, the length enough to have you moaning and digging your claws into him. You continued to grind into Philip, feeling his hands roam your bottom and even caress your back as you slowly started to lower him onto the ground.

You had leaned down along with him and placed your palms on the ground, resuming your passionate kissing and eventually breathy moans that were heard every time you had to part from him.

Philip gave more growls and grunts, going as far as clawing into your rear, that he made sure to hold just above the tip of his member, before thrusting his hips upwards. He pulled out nearly all the way, then thrusting again with a choked groan as you gasped at the motion.

His hips continued to thrust in and out, the sensation so good that it had your arms wobbling and lips drawing blood after you bit on them too hard.

Soon enough your arms gave in, forcing you to lay on Philip’s chest as every monstrous sound rumbled inside it. You felt as he stopped thrusting, instead making it so that he was lowering and lifting your hips onto his length.

You buried your face into his chest, releasing a series of breaths and moans that sometimes included his name in an incomprehensible manner. 

Philip’s nose sounded as though he was fuming, his breathing having become so quick from his own pleasure and the need to satisfy you. He hadn’t even realized that he had started to release his seed that was already dripping down one of your thighs.

While your face was still buried in his chest, you once again brought your hands to his shoulders and grabbed on with all your might as the knot that had formed in your lower abdomen became tighter.

“Philip…”you finally begged in a way he could understand, knowing that he heard you even if his head remained thrown back. “I’m...please…”

Philip then switched the movements so that he was once again thrusting, this time going much faster and harder. 

Your moans became louder as his bark-like skin smacked against yours, creating sounds that echoed in the Blood Lodge along with his animalistic sounds.

A few more fast thrusts and you felt Philip’s member ejaculate right inside you, his thrusts becoming sloppy enough to slip out of your entrance and continue to shoot the liquid onto whatever it reached. At that very moment, you heard Philip give such an inhuman sound as your entrance clenched around him and you shut your eyes tighter,

Trembling against Philip’s body, you gave in and allowed yourself to completely lay on him while trying to catch your breath, hearing his choked breathing right in your ear.

Your eyes fluttered open as your mind was in a haze, noticing Philip basking in your afterglow as his expression nearly read “I did that”.

He brought one of his hands up to your face, feeling just how soft you were in contrast to him, and he smiled as best as he could before you nuzzled right into him.As his breathing began to slow down, Philip wrapped his other arm around your waist before rubbing his nose against your smiling face to then shut his eyes in the temporary bliss.

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[ordinary-funky-feline-type]

a miracle happened…… I PLAYED WITH LIGHTS IN A NOT SO MONOTONOUS WAY!!!!! heres the drawin that no one asked for but everyone needed. my true job, journalism doesnt pay the bills. Find me every night at your local telo

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@spoopy-scream-queen 👀👀 i hope this makes you feel at least a little better

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Surge (Demogorgon x Reader NSFW)

Oh gosh, this took longer than expected! ^^’ Anyways, finally tried my hand at more Demogorgon content~

In this fic, the reader deals with the Demogorgon being…in heat hehe. Technically speaking, this would be a continuation to Out of the Abyss but not really. Basically, the reader from there is the same one here, except that this takes much, much later after they have finally bonded with the constantly-courting Demogorgon who the reader has decided to nickname Audrey.

I hope this fic is enjoyed, despite the somewhat boring beginning. Tried to add a bit more of plot to this

Warnings: NSFW/Smut, Oviposition, Teratophilia ( Feel free to tell me if I should add more warnings. :) )

Word Count: 4731

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Mods are asleep post horny ghostmyers art

Seguir leyendo

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just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

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There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door. 

[anxiousartisan]

Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos

[snyderman37]

A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work.

[megabeeprime]

Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy.

[siphersaysstuff]

Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm?

One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing).

But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.)

Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing.

And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case.

And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size.

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For the record, even if you’re doing things that don’t involve a penis at all, condoms are good to have around. They make great dental dams on the fly, keep toys clean, and keep body parts clean if your partner is using their hands. :) Also, keep some non-latex ones around in case you or your partner has a latex allergy. Trust me, there are few places worse to have that allergic reaction. o_o

[naamahdarling]

Here! Here is a condom size chart!!! There are probably! Others! You can check!!! So you can be comfortable when getting up to shenanigans. Because condoms that don’t fit are sooo uncomfortable and also a safety risk. A properly sized condom can really help improve sensation in the person with the penis.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/condom-size-chart-906776

I am so happy to be able to help! Condoms are so great!

[meneldil-istarendilye]

I may be asexual, but this is for my followers who are not

[thefisherqueen]

Important information in the notes!

[whipcracktallywhack]

Hey wanted to let you know the Slasher AU drawing was removed uwu I think the Ghostface one is still there though

ahh I figured as much would happen eventually...the bastards. I could figured out something with it though to repost it uwu but make it more censored. thank you for letting me know

[popgoestheclown]

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

Uuuuh, I said fuck it and designed….Demogorgon dick…~

[whipcracktallywhack]

This!

Yes!

Fucking sexy!

[slashersgostabbystabstab1]

Writing Commission Prices

Since I have started a bit of slasher content on this blog, I really hope to eventually get a bit more attention and well…perhaps get some commissions done ^^

I’m currently going through some rough things at home…and I just happen to be broke in general hehe.

But anyways, this is your chance to have me write you something to your liking. However you want it. Have it your way! You can be as specific as you’d like, can include an OC, make things an X Reader, whatever! I currently don’t have many slashers and hope to add some more soon, just gotta get a little more comfortable writing them and such.

I quite unfortunately had to up my prices because I’m in serious need of money at the moment, but…I think I’ve done enough commissions in the past to up the prices…^^’

Slasher Masterlist

Blog Info

SFW

Headcanons

$3.00 for at least 10 points

This multiplies the more points you want(ie: $9.00 for 30)

Imagines

$5.00

This would be a simple-ish paragraph with no specific word count. Can be as specific as you’d like it to be, but keep in mind it’s not the same as a fic. 

Fics

$7.00 for at least 1,000 words

$9.00 for at least 1,500 words

This multiplies the more points you want(ie: $14.00 for 2,000)

If I happen to go over the desired word count, those extra words are on me. :)

NSFW

Headcanons

$5.00 for at least 10 points

This multiplies the more points you want(ie: $15.00 for 30)

Imagines

$7.00

This would be a simple-ish paragraph with no specific word count. Can be as specific as you’d like it to be, but keep in mind it’s not the same as a fic.

Fics

$10.00 for at least 1,000 words

$11.50 for at least 1,500 words

This multiplies the more points you want(ie: $20.00 for 2,000)

If I happen to go over the desired word count, those extra words are on me. :)

[I am also willing to possibly making deals and such since these prices may be a little high, perhaps I’ll lower them…]

Will not write:

Pedophilia

Incest

Non-Con or anything similar

May add on more to this list

My preferred payment is Paypal, but I am willing to open up to alternatives. Or if you don’t want to have a commission but would still like to support me, here’s my Ko-Fi.

Much appreciated!

[whipcracktallywhack]

Enjoying the thrill of hunting someone or enjoying being hunted is an interesting kink indeed~

[slashersgostabbystabstab1]

The Red Room (Horny the Clown x Reader NSFW)

This is a quite overdue fic requested by my lovely friend @grotesquegabby who also requested that last Ghostface fic heheh

Anyways! For those of you who don’t know, Horny the Clown is a slasher from a not-so-known horror movie known as Drive-Thru. It’s worth a watch hehe, but if you don’t want to, I’ll explain that Horny was originally a guy named Archie Benjamin who was the victim of a prank gone wrong in his father’s restaurant where he died in a fire(this is also explained in the fic)

I apologize for this is lengthy, but not in the way I would have liked it to be uwu

Alright, not much else to explain I think other than warnings and such. Hopefully this is enjoyed and worth that wait ^^’

Warnings: Death/killing, depictions of injuries, slight blood, slight gore, NSFW/Smut(don’t hesitate to ask me to add something on :) Must make the audience comfortable)

Word Count: 6696

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[whipcracktallywhack]

Yeah!! Horny!!!!! I love Horny the Clown!!!!