Speak Friend, And Enter

Morrigan, she/they, genderqueer, biromantic asexual, Palaye stan, physicist and philosopher, fuck off joseph, void warlock main, Tolkien Lore nerd, Lutheran, Universalist

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[aethersea]

cannot understate the value of turning a few no-thought-required chores into your idle animation. I am wandering around in aimless restless need, unsure what kind of stimulation I crave, compelled to seek it out and yet unsatisfied by all that I attempt? ok I can do that while I put the dishes away. or fold some laundry. recently I was able to add 'washing the dishes' to the list and it's been a game changer. I can settle into the physical motion and very low-level mental requirements of doing the chore, and the rest of my brain can turn over the problem of What Should I Do Next. eventually I think of something I could try doing instead, and by the time I do I've folded three shirts and half my underwear. and these are all chores I can drop almost at once (except washing dishes, I don't like to leave the soapy dishes out, but rinsing is mostly quick). so as soon as I want to not be doing this anymore, I just stop!

[dinovelvet]

[shatterpath]

The view from Calvin's neighbor's house.

[alicentsbutterflies]

but YOU should KNOW that I DIED SLOW running through the HALLS of your HAUNTED HOME and the toughest part is that WE both KNOW WHAT happened to you WHY you’re OUT ON YOUR OWN merry christmas please don’t call

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[cranberrylimes]

Absolutely wild that one of the lines in the ghostbusters song is "busting makes me feel good" like yeah I bet it does, you freak

[annabelle--cane]

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

[manyblinkinglights]

#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[madebykyra]

My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))

Only one more weekend until the Renaissance Faire!!!!

[wanderingjunkdrawer]

Honey 🍻

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[quiggyballs]

fruit gushers are a type of berry found in industrial biomes

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[earhartsease]

I don’t know about you, but I really want to know what’s written on there - wait, I found a higher res image, can anyone translate this?

also it’s kind of an amazing little vignette

[kipplekipple]

Hahahaa

Okay it says “who knows my arse from behind” and I will never recover from this

[rush-the-stars]

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]