The Weekenders (2000–2004) Sentence starters.
“ Want me to leave so you can say bad words?”
“ Stand absolutely still.”
“ What if it tracks by scent?”
“ Why can’t you be one of those nice moms who just say “Yes Dear" “
“ Well it’s a little too late for that now.”
“ If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you’re really no better than a gym teacher.”
“ It’s the crazy backwards universe again.”
“ If a game doesn’t have rules, it’s not a game is it?”
“ I can’t work under these conditions! I’ll be in my trailer!”
“ Err… that’s my closet.”
“ It isn’t going to bite you.”
“ That works out nicely, because I don’t plan to bite it.”
“ Maybe you can use it to find your way BACK TO REALITY!”
“ Don’t you think you’re being a tad paranoid?”
“ I think your cooking may have military applications.”
“ I’m just a fat, ugly, loser.”
“ Huh,you have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone.”
“ Interesting. And how did you obtain your data?”
“ Geeks… Geeks? Those geeks are my friends!”
“ It’s like an upside down universe.”
“ Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.”
“ If that counts as dancing then it counts as singing when I burp.”
“ Maybe you’re confusing us with your imaginary friends.”
“ That’s so healthy, its un-American…”
“ On our planet we call that a golf course.”
“ SHE’S WAVING AT ME? Isn’t there a law against that?”
“ They’re coming to get me! Mutant clowns from the Hollow Earth! They’re real! It’s the clown-pocalypse! Aaah!”
“ Me? JEALOUS? I haven’t got a jealous bone in my body!”
“ Do you have any jealous internal organs?”
“ Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life in the attic.”
“ Ugh, I think my stomach just resigned in disgust.”
“ It’s not so much biting I’m worried about as bone-shattering impact.”
“ He said he won’t come out until the city’s been cleared of its un-holy clown infestation.”
“ Once. This guy swallowed his dentures and when the doctors gave him an x-ray, his lungs were smiling back at him.”
“ Hello, could you at least knock before you enter my mind?”
“ If you need an idea, use your imagination.”
“ Could you give me a map to that sentence?”
“ How long have we been here?”
“ Somewhere between an hour… and a hundred thousand years.”
“ Don’t you want to broaden your minds?”
“ Yea I already have trouble finding hats that fit.”
“ You look like a roll-on deodorant.”
“ You know, a kite flies on a string, not a stick.”
“ I could see your lips moving, but all I heard was “blah, blah-blah”.
“ Cliffs plus wheels equals BAD!”
“ which one of these shirts projects a mysterious, vulnerable, dangerous, lost puppy quality?”
“ Come here. Let me feel your forehead”
“ Oh great. Looks like I sat on a leprechaun.”
“ You’re going to be combing pudding out of your hair!”
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