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xantchaslegacy

GET CHEESED!!!!

art is so powerful that atraxa visited one (1) new capennan museum and had an earth shattering existential crisis

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shitpostgenerator

why encourage heterosexuality bro?

kekai-k

The Knights continues

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lastsonlost

upgrade

crystalsoulslayer

@underhuntressmoon I feel you may appreciate this.

jewishdragon

happy Chanukah to all my shalom-ies

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rinlockhart

WHY DID SAKURA MARRY SASUKE. OH MY GOD

eviecrown

This has the same power

chaoticgood-queer

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

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You mean

hellokaren

I’m on mobile so the pics won’t load but i know this has to be terry crews/jeffords

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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker!