A Demon's Thoughts

Brought to you by tumblr, because parasitic mind invasion isn't a thing yet. Nonbinary ace, it/They. 26. Fond of snakes and leeches and devouring the corpses of my enemies.

[whiskeredcrow]

Key n I are both high and I was telling her how setting the salami on top of the computer when it's upright is so much less cursed than doing so while it's laying on its side but I couldn't think of how to explain it which lead to the following exchange:

Me: I think I figured it out. So computer is a gentle beast, right? She has 4 legs.

Me: *gestures to the 4 plastic feet on the bottom of the CPU

Me: and when shes standing up she's doing ok but when she is laying on her side off of her feet she is injured or sick and its because you need to fix her, so it's fucked up of you to use her like a simple object when she needs help.

Key: this is why we used to be priestesses

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

i swear to fucking god im a brat magnet i dont know what it is

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

seriously what the fuck is it besides me being the most easily baitable woman on the fucking planet cuz its not that they know that before they get the chance to why do i just attract the type of girl who makes me want to destroy her

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

becoming increasingly worried that brat is just my type

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

i love brats but i hate them but i want to watch them melt under my softest touch but i want to make them bleed and cry and i love the way theyre all talk but when they talk like that i want to rip their clothes off them right then and there and make everyone watch as i teach them some fucking manners and i think i just realised in the process of typing this why im a brat magnet

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

[physically shaking from being horny] I will fucking throttle you

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[guerrillatech]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

[faustandfurious]

Re: the last post I reblogged, when I entered the Tolkien fandom as a teenager, my understanding of racism was very much of the «personal, intentional bigotry» variety, a bill I think Tolkien didn’t fit specifically because of quotes like his retort to the Nazi publisher, and it was a process to get to a point of recognising the structural racism ingrained in the worldview, the very idea of Empire. Which is to say, this isn’t something that comes automatically to you if you’re raised in a (white, Northern European) context where people around you also don’t have any concept of racism that extends beyond «it is bad to be mean to people because of their skin colour/ethnic background» - a better starting point than outright white supremacy, of course, but not something that makes you remotely equipped to take part in any discussion of structural racism either. And in order to get to any kind of more nuanced understanding of the topic, you have to pack away the ego that says «I can figure this out for myself without listening to other people or without ever being wrong» and recognise that most likely you will have major blind spots in your analysis of the kind of structural racism of which you have never been on the receiving end. «I hadn’t considered that, but I see your point now that you explain it» is a much better response to a person of colour pointing out racism in your favourite book, than «you’re wrong because Tolkien said XYZ».

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[nibeul]

if u think poc talking about fandom racism is ruining ur fun and putting a strain on the community, I wish u a very shut the fuck up

[anteaten-deactivated20220228]

[pastapersona]

haven't really had access to the ol laptop till now but I have 2 girlfriends now omg awwawaawawawawa

[whiskeredcrow]

M high n kinda pretty :3

[whiskeredcrow]

Key says I look halfway between a kangaroo and an opossum?

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[monidoll]

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.