“I’m not an alien, I’m discontent.”

33 / F / USA / Capricorn / ESFJ • Writer of Filth • Anxious as Fuck • Omegaverse & Mpreg • Old Man Yaoi

[mevil]

[ovadrive]

[campyvillain]

[divinestrike]

um … compilation

[saintgroovy]

Deeply yearning stares and whatnot

[prokopetz]

If we’re being honest, most of us study our favourite character less like an entomologist studies a bug and more like an astronomer studies a distant star: drawing complicated inferences from extremely limited data, then getting tetchy about it when somebody else draws incompatible but equally well-supported inferences from the same data because it’s the fucking principle of the thing.

[cuntylestat]

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[masqueradesgirl]

They've been married for years guys trust.

Like yall are not slick

[masqueradesgirl]

This is literally married couple arguing

[sammy-bryant]

SHAWN HATOSY as ANDREW 'POPE' CODY Animal Kingdom | Julia (4.11)

[cbartonscoffee]

many such cases

[tanely]

I feel like on Jack’s days off he’s messaging Shen like “did you do the chant? It’s important for the team”

Shen is like “yes Jack, I did the chant,” and then he has to turn to everyone like “PLEASE say we did the chant, the old man will be so upset with me. Night crawlers Whoo!”

[iris-in-the-rain]

Anyhoo. Robby's therapist asks him what brings him peace and comfort and Robby can only think of Jack's face, and Jack's smile and Jack's hand on the back of his head as he holds Robby, like he's held him so many times since Robby came back and Robby has a goddamn epiphany right there in his therapist's office.

[roobydoos]

Their second child. Robbby is sick of this shit. Jack is smitten and rlly likes seeing Robby waddling around bc it means Robby can’t do some of the things he can normally do. Jack takes joy in buying him tons of stuff and tying his shoes

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[bigbigtruck]

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

[wolfythewitch]

all all all