Inde

bro (romantically)

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Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 2001. Me: I'm so sorry. Let me know if you wanna call Mom: 👍How do I watch Netflix on ipad

[travisis]

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If you play him at half speed he sounds like a drunk dude at the bar

[ajwakef]

my mind when I’m trying to sleep

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darn! can't repost with a vid

[ajwakef]

I wanna watch this later

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Did it! Still didn’t peel great- was easier though

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Yelling “OW!” when someone says hi to me

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wine wednesday

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Hope you’re having a good day! 💗

Yes! You too

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Parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. My dad should not be spending his screen time this way

[grimhextiger]

🙏 @whiskytracks

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do fruit flies gravitate toward me because they sense i am sweet or because they sense i am rotten

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simpsons and burgers for dinner

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whenever i see a phone number in a movie i always call it to see if the “character” wants to be my friend

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Packing up

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