sarking

Sarken. Avocado-hating millennial, bitter old fic queen, and AO3 dev.

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[nudityandnerdery]

Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

[dancinbutterfly]

It's what MyChem would have wanted

[thelatecaptainpierce]

[thelatecaptainpierce]

[nicoleanell]

Do you ever just crack up at season 4 Bill, like I understand the Tighlon thing was stressful but the way he’s wrapped himself up in a robe and Laura’s gotta be like “hey. hey tiger. who’s my little admiral blanket burrito? is admiral blanket burrito ready to go to earth?”

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[segamascott]

[arcticbonobos]

this is my art:

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[clowns0cks]

happy pride month to my favourite polycule

[cantori-diamond]

but i THOUGHT about the fanfic why isn’t it happening

[darthraydor]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[sarking]

I love the way Margaret looks at Hawkeye when he starts telling the souvenir guy he needs to expand his inventory. She can't believe what he's saying! This is a thing they're on the same side about! And then she gets all smirky and smug when he turns it around and lands his point.

As long as I'm here: I also love the way Alan and Loretta and playing directly to each other in Movie Tonight.

[sarking]

Had a grocery store employee chase me down from a few aisles away to tell me she thought my shoes were cool so I'm going to be riding that high for a week or two

[oliviabensonandstabler]

Law & Order: Organized Crime (2021– ) ↳ 2x05 The Good, The Bad And The Lovely

[keenbugg]

sometimes I have things to say but I keep it to myself