sarking

Sarken. Avocado-hating millennial, bitter old fic queen, and AO3 dev.

[amandapostman]

they get along like oil and water - they don’t mix well

they get along like oil and vinegar - they don’t mix well, but fuck if it isn’t tasty when they’re together

[queenoftheworldisdead]

[matrixdragon]

HEY.

[classic-cevans]

Rude

[wonderlandleighleigh]

I beg your finest pardon

[sapphicstaring]

Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T for Entertainment Weekly

[onekisstotakewithme]

If the NCIS writers were funnier/smarter [pause to imagine a better world], I still think the funniest in-joke would’ve been having Allison Janney on the show for a mini-arc as a secret service agent and a Gibbs love interest.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[enigmaticagentalice]

Laura Roslin on New Caprica in her red dress lives rent-free in my mind

[moonyeyes]

and what if they were sisters huh what then

[sarking]

The thing about watching Lestat and Louis set up their open marriage in 1x03 is I've watched Dallas and I know J.R. and Sue Ellen

[jethroq]

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

[biocrafthero]

[fairycosmos]

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

[trekcore]

So many star trek characters are under 40... So many...

[ainosgarden]

I now know all your faces. If there is an afterlife, I’m gonna come back — and fucking kill all of you. And if there isn’t an afterlife, I’m still gonna find a way.

[aramblingjay]

You have a light in you that’s almost blinding.

[takeafuckingsh0wer-blog]

[ngalitzine]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1.04

[cursedsappho]