rising from the ashes @whistlemaker - Tumblr Blog

hmm... can't hold that blog online. to many memories.

chrpchrp c&c <3

hello ; ^ ; i have officially bought my first pair of sunglasses in my entire adult life *ever* and they are soft pink and golden with really nice colored glasses and i really love them, so i’d like to share ♡

#<3

catchymemes

steeiydan

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

#lmao

noonymoon

magnolia flowers

the gorgeous magnolia flowers do not grow commonly on the ground or on bushes like other flowers do, but on beautiful trees that bloom all throughout summer, but especially during the months of spring.

there are over 200 species of magnolias but basically all of them follow the same evolutional design: according to the Botanical Garden Society (USA), fossil remains show that some magnolias have been around for already 100 million years, and that ancient magnolias look very similar to todays magnolias.

magnolia tree bark and flower buds have been used in traditional chinese medicine for ancient times and contain honokiol and magnolol, which both have been found out to be anti-anxiety compounds. it also reduces allergic reactions and asthmatic bouts, also menstruental cramps and tensed muscles [however, do not play around with herbal remedies if you are not educated / experienced like a professional herbalist ❣ ]

some more knowledge about magnolias:

traditionally pollinated by beetles

also bisexual and self-pollinating

named after Pierre Magnol (born 1638)

not poisonous and very fragrant

occurs in many different colors

often seen as the scent “champa”

magical magnolia knowledge

has yin-energy, feminine

associated with planet venus

symbolizes dignity and nobility

symbol of poise and pride

self-respect and self-esteem

signifies strength of character

symbol of long-life and bearing

promotes psychic development

increases peace and harmony

helps with addictive behaviours

associated with love and beauty

i personally feel magnolias are useful in prosperity themed magic, especially yellow ones, as their petals are arranged in a cup shape, which reminds of abundance, and because their overall association seem very noble and dignified. but also i feel like the cup shape can represent the suit of the tarot (emotional plane) and i can imagine magnolia love themed magic with pink petals is also very nice! white magnolias, which are the most common, are perfect for anything revolving around peace and purity! generally it is a very wonderful flower with a lot of ancient wisdom and ethereal grace ♡

🌷🌸🌺

x - x - x

noonymoon

i’ve went to the pharmacy just now because my boyfriend got bitten by some insect and it looks really bad and hurts like shit (it bit his leg so he can’t even walk) aaand i’ve got him a whole bunch of things that will help because our pharmacist is really amazing and so knowledgeable with everything (haha, shout out to him) and we trust his opinion always. he even told me what he thinks it could have been - the thing that bit my boyfriend, i mean!

however, it was beautiful outside and i’ve decided i finally and really urgently need glasses. glasses that are not taped and glued with superglue. glasses which do not have a permanent imprint of my stupid ex-boyfriends thumb skin. glasses with which i can actually leave my house, i mean. i want pretty glasses so that i can finally see the world around me ; ^ ; IT’S SO PRETTY

and the best thing was that i’ve found a magnolia tree (and said hi to it gently) on my usual path which is NOT IN A PRIVATE GARDEN and that means i can visit that tree and maybe sit there and meditate or do some tarot some time.

i looove magnolia trees and they’re one of my soul associations .. soooo yesss i’m really hyped about this discovery! the tree is near the church and our ooold and beautiful graveyard that is around the corner, but it is neither directly on the graveyard nor directly in front of the church. the place is actually quite protected from anyones eyes XD i hope i get to spend some time there ♡♡♡

SPRING IS SO BEAUTIFUL…,,,I WANNA CRY

whistlemaker

love you <3

noonymoon

my boyfriend is cuuute XD

he usually is rather on the “grumpy side of life” when he wakes up before he has eaten something.. but yesterday he made like 2kg potato salad (even two different ones because here in Germany there is like … let’s say … A LOT OF DISPUTE over which type of potato salad is the best) aandddd.. just now he came into my room again, smiling and totally enjoying himself and i was like: oh? but then it immediately came to me: potato salad, lololol.

he is now very pleased and in a very good mood XD love it ♡

whistlemaker

potatoe salad 4 president :D

noonymoon

so my boyfriend found this guy .. “the raven lord", i think. and now i will really randomly hear some cute crows or ravens noises coming from anywhere of the apartment, followed by my boyfriends laugh and “awwwww”

whistlemaker

ravenmaster :)

https://twitter.com/IrenaBuzarewicz/status/1087777272462036998

noonymoon

if you’d like to support me and my work on here − why not invite me to a nice cup of coffee?

noonymoon

to everyone who is also a bit sad about Opportunity - i’d like you to imagine that maybe some wonderful extraterrestrial species is going to pick her up and care for her now. maybe they be like: look at this cute ass abandoned technology of the humans! and then they take her to a new home as their beloved pet.

you never know is what i’m saying ♡

whistlemaker

Please Tumblr Creatives™ do your magic stuff and bring that little story out in your beautiful art

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boah fck you tumblr...

there is ONE THING I WANNA SEE IN MY STREAM AND THEN YOU FKN AUTO REFRESH IT AWAY...

noonymoon

i love typography T−T

please consider to hire me for GD/TY work !!

i am skilled bc that’s what i’ve learned as a profession & can do pretty much anything! i am fully equipped with the wonderful Adobe Creative Suit 6 and doing graphic design and especially typography, and especially for print media always gets me hyped.

you have an online shop and sell handmade goods? you want your packages to have some extra charm and be more personal ..?? why not lemme create a business card design for you ($) or for example these cute letters and notes that sometimes come with your order from indie online stores ($) or maybe a postcard or flyer ($$) − heck, if you want an entire new look for your business − i can make you a whole corporate design! this includes a shop banner, shop icon, business card, notes/letters, postcard/flyer and anything else you need for your shop appearance ($$$). the only thing i won’t do are more serious things like delivery notes, envelopes, letters/bills, inventory lists, etc.. because that was never fun anyway, and also i have no idea how these things “have to be” all around the world (international standards, etc.)

if i have to create an entire design with images from scratch, please be aware that it will cost money. creating a visual image from scratch is not something that will be obtainable for 10 bucks - because it will either be digitally drawn, composed by photography or created with illustrator. once created, this image can be the golden thread of your business! it can be a logo/signet but it can also be just a color/shape/design theme that speaks about your business. since my work is professional, your image would be usable on any medium you’d like (vectors, duh) - this is called corporate design and makes a business really professional :)

soooo, basically what i’m saying is: i’m a graphic designer and i wanna do some work every now and then ???? XD please hit me up if you ever need something done, we can talk about it and work out prices together ♡

hope you guys like this !!!