Clean Up Crew

a Half Life/hlvrai crossover au

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hey gang! this blog is discontinued due to the mods loosing interest/having other projects sorry to the new (and old) people who wanted to see more w the story 😔

here’s the mods’ other blogs that we r more active on!

@lightningmonsterbarney

@diresheep-central ( @lykrynos )

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hey gang! this blog is discontinued due to the mods loosing interest/having other projects sorry to the new (and old) people who wanted to see more w the story 😔

here’s the mods’ other blogs that we r more active on!

@lightningmonsterbarney

@diresheep-central ( @lykrynos )

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Eh oh el i forgot abt this lol

Yea find me @kupadraws too lmao

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giving gordon a robot son is the biggest brain move, i dont know why more people dont do it tysm mods

it was fun sending a design and having the first feedback being “bastard” lol

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woo, humans!! hope it isn't too long of a walk...

“By my calculations at our current pace we should reach the bunker in a mere few weeks!” Dr Coomer says, and even though the towers seem way closer than that, no one makes a move to correct or question him.

[ID: Dr Coomer, in the foreground with his hand up in a point, gives a wildly inaccurate prediction for how long it will take the group to get to the bunker, Gordon looks on in the background with the text "[x] DOUBT" beside his head yknow from that one meme lol]

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Hey don’t be a jackass to the mods on anon huh?

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Hey Gordon. Where’s your son?

“My Son? Joshua? He’s probably still back home on the computer like usual when I go to work.”

[Image 1: Gordon walking in a dark forest, lightened by the HEV suit flashlight. Tommy is seen in the background consoling benrey for his burned eyes, both walking in the same direction as Gordon. End ID.]

“As much as I love him, leaving him to run amok freely while im not home always ends up in disaster.”

[Image 2: Gordon explaining Joshua tiredly, displaying many of the things Joshua does. In order: Joshua knocking over a vase, Joshua sounding off a foghorn, Gordon explaining how he doesn't eat only to be cut off by Joshua yelling for cashews, and Joshua with a gun he should not have acquired. End ID]

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i dont know how we can help you beyond pointing things out so uhh. *glows like a flashlight*?

“Wait--! I think this thing has a--” Gordon pokes at the buttons on his suit.

“YEAH! Gordon flashlight!” He cheers. “Thanks for the reminder!”

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are we there yet?

“It’s gonna take us a bit to get there... Maybe you could give us a hand?”

...

“Not literally.”

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yo just a reminder intermission is over! go ahead and send plot related asks!

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do you guys have any head canons about your characters you want to share?

Gordon has Synesthesia wherein everyone’s voice has their own unique color. Also colors have specific tastes associated with them

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patience is a virtue <33/s

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no forzen?

why dont yall wait n see huh? ever thought abt bein a lil patient huh?? little babies cant wait a little while???/s

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What if someone wanted to write a fic based off this idea?

i mean go ham my guy!! we’re not gonna stop you from writing a hl/vrai crossover we’re probably not the first the first and sure as hell we wont be the last to do it lol so do what u want! we’re not gona yell at u fr havin fun lmao

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where's darnold?

i love him too much for him to not show up so. he’s places.

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a plot? in this funny ask blog? it’s more likely than you think!

bro yeah we keep the whole outline here check it out

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how did you guys come up with the idea for this blog?

in all seriousness we just said “hey why don’t we make an ask blog with hl AND hlvrai” and everyone agreed

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Will we be seeing Barbus?

now you have :]