Whiteboard Jokes

I have a little whiteboard at work and I like puns, so I make that everyone’s problem

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BREAKING: All toilet seats at the police station have been stolen.

Cops have nothing to go on

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Why did Santa’s helper go see a therapist?

Because he had low elf-esteem

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Wave-power turbine: So … what kind of music do you guys like?

Windmill: Oh! We’re big metal fans. How about you guys? What music do you like?

Wave-power turbine: We’re metal fans too, but we’re more into electro-wave stuff.

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers!

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(CRASH)

“I thought we were supposed to bring him his slippers?”

“That was BEFORE he started saying ‘5am walks’”

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What’s a werewolf’s favorite holiday?

Howl-oween!

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What do ghosts ride at an amusement park?

The Roller-Ghoster!

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What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus- Wreck!

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What’s an astronaut’s favorite board game?

Moon-opoly!

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Why do Moose not like puns?

They don’t find them very “A-Moosing”

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What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill?

LAMBSLIDE

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Hippo: You’re fat

Other Hippo: Thats a little Hippo-critical, don’t you think?

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What do you call a pessimistic horse?

A neigh-sayer

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What do you call an alligator using a GPS?

A Navi-gator!

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Plato: To be is to do

Socrates: To do is to be

Scooby: do be do

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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

- It’s “P!” Without it, they’d just be “irate”

- It’s “X” Marks the spot!

- Oh! I know this one! It’s “RRRR”

- It’s “I-I” Captain!

- His first love be the “C”

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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick!