Call Me Flapjack

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Hoping your wish was about me.

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Good Vibes here

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[myselfandi123]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

life goals: get run over by a bus

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late night cuddles

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Leonid Pasternak - The Passion of creating, 1880s

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[whiteboy-flapjack-blog]

THE SIGNS IN ONE WORD

Aries: lovely

Taurus: perfect

Gemini: kind

Cancer: sweet

Leo: queen

Virgo: annoying

Libra: pretty

Scorpio: bae

Sagittarius: beautiful

Capricorn: chill

Aquarius: fun

Pisces: perfect

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[korra]

This is why I don’t listen to music anymore you all literally jack off to your own acutely curated music taste and the idea that someone else doesn’t do that and still feels like a fulfilled human being makes you so insecure that you have to lash out at them

[spookydotme]

Lana Del Rey is shit get better taste

[whiteboy-flapjack-blog]

Lana Del Rey is literally the hipster version of every scandalous pop star that people accuse of corrupting youth

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[korra]

This is why I don’t listen to music anymore you all literally jack off to your own acutely curated music taste and the idea that someone else doesn’t do that and still feels like a fulfilled human being makes you so insecure that you have to lash out at them

[spookydotme]

Lana Del Rey is shit get better taste

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

the biggest privilege a straight male has is the much lower chance of ending up in a relationship with someone with a foot fetish

[whiteboy-flapjack-blog]

I hate living in a small town because no building here is tall enough for the fall to be fatal.

[lycanist-deactivated20200315]

If you love Led Zeppelin, road trips, and tattoos there’s a 99% chance we are soulmates

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

I hate when people say to me “good luck finding a guy who doesn’t watch porn” bcs it’s really not that hard and maybe if we stopped acting like men are born into this world with an inherent need/desire to watch porn (news flash; they aren’t), it would get easier and easier to find men who don’t.

[chelylately]

But what’s wrong with a man watching porn , if you get insecure over your man watching porn , you have deeper issues to deal with …

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

I love how your quick thought was that the reason I don’t want my man watching porn is bcs I’m insecure and not bcs the vast vast majority of porn is disgusting, abusive and completely bigoted, or that there are countless studies that show porn has an extremely negative effects on the way men view women and their sexual relationships… I think it shows that you have a lot of internalised misogyny you need to work on bcs not every woman’s opinions on men and relationships stems from being “insecure”, sometimes it stems from research and moral values. Women can form opinions on men and relationships that aren’t as a result of insecurity. Go figure!

[whiteboy-flapjack-blog]

If you need disgusting porn to get off you don't need to be wanking it. Only wank in times of great need. Most guys these days wack off so much because they're bored and have nothing better to do. Porn is bad. Use your imagination, and if it isn't enough then I guess you shouldn't be jerking it

[vonast-deactivated20161227]

can anyone name for me a non-harmful sexual k*nk? because like tbh i am a Kink Shamer Extraordinaire but people argue that there are non harmful kinks and I am willing to accept that but like…they never name any and I’m like c’mon that’s a major basis of your argument so please provide examples?? 

[vonast-deactivated20161227]

it has been two hours since I made this post and no one has informed me of a non-harmful k*nk. therefore, I conclude there are none and I will continue my career as Shamer Of All Kinks

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Tl;dr

I don't like it, therefore you should feel bad. I will continue to be a massive twat.