white boy thighs anonymous (WBTA)

thank you for calling white boy thighs anoynomous! we hope you get better soon.

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

☎ beep boop beep boop ☎

(((brrrrngggg))) 

(((brrrnggg))) 

HELLO !! HAVE YOU BEEN LUSTING OVER WHITE BOY THIGHS? 

YOU'RE NOT ALONE! 

HERE AT WHITE BOY THIGHS ANONYMOUS, YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL VIA THE ASK BOX AND SEND US YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST THOUGHTS ABOUT THIGHS! 

CALL TODAY! IT'S FREE!! SO WHY THE HELL NOT?

ALTERNATIVELY; CALL @whitegirlthighs-anonymous (now inactive)

hello hello this is silly stupid thing i made because i am incredibly feral about white boy thighs. 

this is mostly a joke, don't take any of this too seriously.

you can send in asks simply venting about thighs. basically the idea is it's like one of those anonymous addiction recovery group things.

please be respectful and stay (reasonably) within people's boundaries, but other than that, go wild.

thank you for calling wbta!

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

just gonna...

leave some thighs here

good lord.

thank you for calling wbta!

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

lul hey guys guess who's back smiles

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

leon s kennedy. him. 😔☝

do you have better images of his thighs- LOUD BANG, CRASH, SCREAM

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[whitegirlthighs-anonymous]

Attention! ⚠️

This is international service announcement.

Been having thoughts about white girl thighs? Been thinking non-stop of having thighs wrapped around your head? Hell- me too bestie!

I HAVE THE THING FOR YOU!

Anytime you think or have strong feelings of white girl thighs, feel free to call and leave a message at the beep! I will get back to you as fast as I possibly can! Just know I will feed into your delusions and will not make them better one bit!

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hi! I hope you enjoy this! This is a huge joke I made for fun to accompany @whiteboythighs-anonymous and I find it enjoyable!

So have fun, and I will actually feed into delusions because I’m also delusional when if comes to this shit so!

Love you all, have fun, enjoy! Be silly, be goofy, and be gay! Or straight- be you!!!!

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

guys.......

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

still haven’t gotten a bite

a tragedy, truly. a fate worse than death.

thank you for calling wbta!

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

fucking hell. lord- nico- i-

thighs, man. my kryptonite.

yeah me too- *LOUD METAL CRASH* *falls over and passes out*

thank you for calling wbta!

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

thighs.... you know?

i met someone with thighs once!

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[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

MY BOYFIRENDS THIGHS ARE SOOOOOOOO YUMMY PLEASE I JUST WANT A BITE

five star meal!

thank you for calling wbta!

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

i have been blessed with a pair of white boy thighs 🙏 god is real ‼️

god is thighs!

thank you for calling wbta!

[whiteboythighs-anonymous]

sometimes i just wanna lay and sleep there, yk?

absolutely!

thank you for calling wbta!