lets get drunk on our tears

Michael. 17. Staunch.

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me in 5th grade hearing someone talking about farts: ew thats so nasty keep that at home

me at 22 seeing someone shitting in the street in broad daylight: i wanna be that free

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me to my friends after they find out that i like some generic ass white boy

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Hi Tumblr!

Did you miss me?!?! Can’t believe people are still on here..!?

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nbd. Just Deborah Cox blowing out A New Life at closing night of Jekyll and Hyde. 

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DEBORAH COX IS TAKING ME TO CHURHC HOLY SHIT

[imperturbableperspicacity]

Did someone just turn down the heating in here cause I am covered in goosey-bs from my head to my toes

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MISTRESS AMERICA (Noah Baumbach, 2015)

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[whitegirlswithcornrows]

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito

the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito

[crazyexedits]

Dude, let me tell you something right now. Being good at school means nothing.

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[whitegirlswithcornrows]

Jill Stein: *yelling into burner phone* i did it! I got your recount and your two million dollars-

Hillary Clinton: *speaking to black phone from behind desk of Oval Office* excellent

Jill: NOW WHERE DID YOU HIDE THEM

Hillary: Hide what?

Jill: MY HEALING ROCKS YOU BITCH

[mdtwn]

happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he’ll stand outside ur window and squint

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[pettywoman]

When you’re pretending to pay attention in class, but you’re actually thinking about how you want to get dicked down: