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[whitehank-posting]

Your elegant combatant!

She/He pronouns, if you would!

Please, feel free to talk to me! I do enjoy light conversation!

[skeeterposting]

did you know? i can smiling so very smeetly

[pankposting]

sniles with you

[hank-posting]

smiling with yuo guys

[wank-posting]

smiling joyously 🌷

[whitehank-posting]

Sniling sweetly as well!

[whitehank-posting]

I miss my wife… She is out grocery shopping.

[agency-against-he-hims]

Accepting donations of 5 arcade coins for my presidential campaign.

[whitehank-posting]

Any particular reason for wanting exactly 5, old sport? I'm certainly sure most coin dispensers give out at least 8 using only 2 dollars...

[agency-against-he-hims]

Five more tries on this claw machine, otherwise I'll just break it open myself, but as the future president, I have decided should never make the walk of shame to the coin dispenser to get extra coins lest I condemn myself to be a little wah wah baby.

And I am NOT a little wah wah baby.

[whitehank-posting]

My, my... I suppose I can make a donation towards your cause! Who knew keeping these old coins would come in handy someday?

[agency-against-he-hims]

Accepting donations of 5 arcade coins for my presidential campaign.

[whitehank-posting]

Any particular reason for wanting exactly 5, old sport? I'm certainly sure most coin dispensers give out at least 8 using only 2 dollars...

[whitehank-posting]

you and other whitehank should have a teaparty with cheesecake too

An excellent idea, old sport! I could introduce her to my lovely wives while we're at it!

[wank-posting]

am i prettyg guys

[whitehank-posting]

Why, of course! You look absolutely marvelous!

[whitehank-posting]

haiig i heard youre like the super nicer and sweet version of white hankg!!!! i came here to spread joy and love!!! 😁😁😁

with lots of love, -@happy-hank-posting

Pleasure to meet you, old sport! Yes, joy and love is something we desperately need around this place so I support your endeavors!

[happy-hank-posting]

trying my best... but this white hank was super mean but a 2.0 me came and helped me out!!!! they r my friend!!!! 😁😁😁😁

@skittles-posting this is the nicer version of white hank!! 😁😁😁

[skittles-posting]

Hello White Hank! Nice to meet you! :]

[whitehank-posting]

Golly! Two of you! That's double the amount of love and peace!

[whitehank-posting]

haiig i heard youre like the super nicer and sweet version of white hankg!!!! i came here to spread joy and love!!! 😁😁😁

with lots of love, -@happy-hank-posting

Pleasure to meet you, old sport! Yes, joy and love is something we desperately need around this place so I support your endeavors!

[whitehank-posting]

why are you the only chill Hank all the others are ripping eachother apart (verbally and physically) but you're just drinking tea. what didthey different to you when making you

I believe it may be due to my desire to uphold chivalry and loyalty in what I do! Or maybe it is my active intake of tea...!

[wank-posting]

@whitehank-posting

how the frick do u look liek me... are like... me but less cooler???

[whitehank-posting]

I suppose this depends on your definition of "less cool", old sport! Perhaps, to you, it is my appearance? The manner I carry myself in? My outward lack of bloodthirst?

[wank-posting]

maybe not having all of those traits is a fricking red flag!!!!! you shouldn't be consider as a hank!!! fricking loser

[whitehank-posting]

Well, pardon me for not following the oh so very obvious Hank Guidelines and Protocols that you appear to be an expert on! If I rolled my eyes any louder, the very foundations of Nevada would crumble!

[wank-posting]

you're like a weird big sibling, i think i like you

[whitehank-posting]

I simply know where and when to stand my ground! And I quite like your rambunctious nature!

[wank-posting]

@whitehank-posting

how the frick do u look liek me... are like... me but less cooler???

[whitehank-posting]

I suppose this depends on your definition of "less cool", old sport! Perhaps, to you, it is my appearance? The manner I carry myself in? My outward lack of bloodthirst?

[wank-posting]

maybe not having all of those traits is a fricking red flag!!!!! you shouldn't be consider as a hank!!! fricking loser

[whitehank-posting]

Well, pardon me for not following the oh so very obvious Hank Guidelines and Protocols that you appear to be an expert on! If I rolled my eyes any louder, the very foundations of Nevada would crumble!

[wank-posting]

@whitehank-posting

how the frick do u look liek me... are like... me but less cooler???

[whitehank-posting]

I suppose this depends on your definition of "less cool", old sport! Perhaps, to you, it is my appearance? The manner I carry myself in? My outward lack of bloodthirst?

[sheriff-posting]

wheres that one hank but. happy. theres the emo one and the white one and the gay one but. wheres ther happy rainbow one. where is he

what in fucks name are you sayin to me

[hank-posting]

i thjnk we are multiplying

[wank-posting]

it is i!!!!! the greatest hank ever!!!!! im the fricking best

[pankposting]

^ WRONG

[whitehank-posting]

Settle down, both of you! We are all equally great in our own way!

[whitehank-posting]

hands u a chicken sandwich and runs away -@pankposting

Pank... Pank, my good fellow, where on EARTH did you find chicken?

[pankposting]

somewhere

[whitehank-posting]

Pank. You need to tell me if this is actual chicken and not grunt meat before I eat this.

[pankposting]

i don:t have to tell you anything 🖕

[whitehank-posting]

This house is a NIGHTMARE

[whitehank-posting]

hands u a chicken sandwich and runs away -@pankposting

Pank... Pank, my good fellow, where on EARTH did you find chicken?

[pankposting]

somewhere

[whitehank-posting]

Pank. You need to tell me if this is actual chicken and not grunt meat before I eat this.

[whitehank-posting]

hands u a chicken sandwich and runs away -@pankposting

Pank... Pank, my good fellow, where on EARTH did you find chicken?