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elcnath replied to your post “*crawls out 3021 years late with starbucks*”
UNCLE SARUMAN
*Cool Uncle Wizard™ activated*
*crawls out 3021 years late with starbucks*
Once he was as great as his fame made him. His knowledge was deep, his thought was subtle, and his hands marvelously skilled; and he had a power over the minds of others. The wise he could persuade, and the smaller folk he could daunt.
@starlightcd
An emissary had been promised; a valued servant of the Dark Lord, one who would lend their service so that the task before the wizard would sooner be completed. At first Saruman had thought it to mean one of the Nine, but they were second only to Sauron himself, and no doubt had received other important orders from their master. And even if not, the thought of one being here in his sanctuary was enough to give him pause, despite knowing that they were allies in cause now. Long had the Istari wondered whom it was he would receive, and he had deemed it at the very least to be an Uruk, a lieutenant of the Black Tower. Never would he have expected an Elf of the Woodland Realm.
“There has been no assurance given to me that your allegiance is indeed with the one I serve.” His piercing, unblinking gaze did not leave her, and he pressed his magic on her in an attempt to see her mind. But it was dark to him; something was not right. A result of some dark art, perhaps, but he could not be sure. “Can you prove that you are deserving of my trust? If not, I will have no choice but to receive you as an enemy, and deal with you as I do with all others.”
@shicldmaiden
“You may find the Shadow of the Wood at your own door next: it is wayward, and senseless, and has no love for Men.”
From the king’s nephew Saruman turned his gaze, to the woman beside the rider, robes whispering and shimmering, his head tilted in question and gaze not unkind. When he spoke to her it was with the full mastery of his voice, his remaining power honeying his tone. “And what of the part of Éomund’s daughter? I did not think to look for you here, my lady, but you are indeed a welcome sight. Your presence is testament to your sire’s trust in you, one that is not misplaced. Perhaps, then, you will see the wisdom of my words, and counsel him to heed them for the good of all. For you are noble and proud, and justly so; fierce and fearless with a warrior’s heart, if accounts I have heard are to be believed. What role did you play in battle? Although it was an injury done to me at your lord’s command, I would still desire to hear of it; great deeds must never go unrecognised. And no doubt those of Rohan’s shieldmaiden will be told and sung of for decades hence.”
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#(by the way how’s your cousin and uncle?) / YOU KNOW WHAT !!!
Just thought I’d ask. I had heard that the Witch-king was a fan of...
Horse-tipping
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Uuuhhhh…Gríma I think your lady friend is here to see you…
C'mom old man have some fun ( tosses orcs from the top of the tower lmao )
how…did you even get up there…??
your beard is ugly
At least I can grow it in the right place, you disgusting hairy-footed pipsqueak. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to burn another part of the Shire
@onlymiracles
“You have travelled far, that is plain to see; yet from whence, I cannot tell.” Upon the seat of Orthanc he regarded the one before him, her bearing unlike that of any Man he had seen before. It hardly seemed possible that she could be from a land not known or discovered, but there was something that drew the wizard to her. And part of him was greedy for knowledge. Such was the disposition of a learned man, and he would receive whatever she would provide him with gladly. As well as any other uses she may have. “Are you lost, perchance, in need of a guide? It could be that good fortune has brought you to me. What service can the master of Isengard provide?”
moosmemes:
❛ all that is gold does not glitter ; not all those who wander are lost. ❜ ❛ keep it secret, keep it safe. ❜ ❛ it is precious to me, though i buy it with a great pain. ❜ ❛ throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity ! ❜ ❛ all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. ❜ ❛ faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. ❜ ❛ the world is changed. i feel it in the water. i feel it in the earth. i smell it in the air. ❜ ❛ may it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out. ❜ ❛ you cannot hide. i see you ! ❜ ❛ i hear it is going to be a party of special significance. ❜ ❛ all right then, keep your secrets. but i know you have something to do with it. ❜ ❛ and what about very old friends ? ❜ ❛ two eyes, as often as i can spare them. ❜ ❛ DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS ! ❜ ❛ i’ve thought of an ending for my book. ❜ ❛ i ain’t been droppin’ no eaves sir, honest. ❜ ❛ if i take one more step, i’ll be the farthest away from home i’ve ever been. ❜ ❛ his gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. ❜ ❛ we had one, yes. what about second breakfast ? ❜ ❛ hear my voice. come back to the light. ❜ ❛ that wound will never fully heal. he will carry it the rest of his life. ❜ ❛ his treachery runs deeper than you know. ❜ ❛ he turned from that path a long time ago. he has chosen exile. ❜ ❛ then we are here on a common purpose… friend. ❜ ❛ i thought i had wandered into a dream. ❜ ❛ it is mine to give to whom i will. like my heart. ❜ ❛ it is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not. ❜ ❛ i wish none of this had happened. ❜ ❛ this foe is beyond any of you. ❜ ❛ i have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. ❜ ❛ the quest stands upon the edge of knife. ❜ ❛ i heard her voice inside my head. ❜ ❛ you suffer ; i see it day by day. ❜ ❛ but to let that fear drive us to destroy what hope we have, don’t you see that is madness. ❜ ❛ can you protect me from yourself ? ❜ ❛ forgive me. i could not see it. i have failed you. ❜ ❛ leave it. it is over. the world of men shall fall. all will come to darkness. my city will ruin. ❜ ❛ i would have followed you, my brother… my captain… my king. ❜ ❛ i hope the others find a safer road. ❜ ❛ i don’t suppose we’ll ever see them again. ❜ ❛ _____, i’m glad you’re with me. ❜
❛ WHITE ! –––––– it serves as a beginning. white cloth may be dyed. the white page can be overwritten ; & the white light can be broken. ( est. sept. 2016 / by conal )
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@greyistari
“The success of your quest was unprecedented, I must admit, but far from unwelcome.” He regarded the other whom he called friend; grey, wandering, a meddling vagabond who still commanded the respect befitting a man of his wisdom. And in this hour was deserving of it more than ever (yet am I not worthy of it also?). “The losses suffered are regrettable, and no doubt the dwarves grieve for Thorin. All word I heard of him made him sound kingly indeed. How do you think they will fare under Ironfoot? Will he prove a worthy successor?”
what's up second best beard in middle earth
Oh not much, just signed another contract with L’Oréal. How’s life in tiny land you smelly peasant?
a dopt me gra ndpa
I mean you’re not a giant talking tree or a midget with hairy feet so it could work…
I guess I should get things going so here’s a starter call!