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flikkerij

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

semutamusic

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

geniusbee

these are getting weird

latinotiktok

escarabangel

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

sealdango

an unexpected night guest

pukicho

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

pukicho

Was it Human?

#living in the philippines you will find yourself used to the most random ass names #theres someone named jollibee i know a bully named baby angel i know a girl named anime i know someone actually legally named the wordjunior

pukicho

I express contempt by getting to know you and getting close to you and then marrying you

santana-cruz

you think this is funny but straight men are genuinely like this

pukicho

ohhhhh sorry </3

pukicho

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

pukicho

Was it Human?

celestial-fang

I know that ghosts aren’t real because none of the historical figures I draw as bottoms have appeared at night to beat my ass

selkypostergirl

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

#descending

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pangur-and-grim

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

pangur-and-grim

tomorrowillbeyou

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tomorrowillbeyou

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

severina-blue

Sign trying to tell me in five languages (Japanese, Chinese, English, French, and Korean) that the way I was heading wasn't the store exit. Especially the English and probably the Chinese texts feel pretty ominous. The French and the Korean are more a cry for help.

@ominous-signs