All The Guilty Pleasures

Joined at the soul with a pair of headphones, I'm a music nerd, hop-head, pot-head, hip-hop head, fetishist, whack-job and more. This blog is for all of that, and for expressing feeeeeeeeeeellllliiinnngggssss. (Who even has those anymore, right?) 18+ and NSFW. Peace y'all!

[stay-alittle]

Post - masturbation disgust at what you just jilled it to is not the one.

[princesslolette]

1. “You’re too little to do it by yourself, baby, let Daddy help.”

2. “Do that again and I’ll spank you; naughty girls get punished. Is that what you want?”

3. “Everyone’s looking at you. Everyone can tell what a naughty little girl you are…”

4. “Tell Daddy what you want — use your words oror you wont get to cum!”

5. “Daddy will change you when he’s ready, so stop fussing.”

6. “Oh no you don’t — panties are for big girls. Are you a big girl..? I didn’t think so.”

7. “You’re so cute when you waddle like that.”

8. “No touching — that’s Daddy’s. Only Daddy can make it feel good.”

9. “I don’t care if people will see! Now spread your legs so Daddy can check your diaper.”

10. “Crying isn’t going to get you what you want — why don’t you try sucking Daddy’s cock instead?”

[stay-alittle]

I need all of these things!

[see-me-lose-focus]

$100 reward for anyone that can ID this man. He attacked my 6 month old puppy in a dog exercise area in an unprovoked attack in Noosa on the Sunshine Coast, Australia. #animal #abuse #RSPCA #animalabuse #dog #kelpie #collie #puppy #boreenpoint #noosa #qld #queensland #australia #aus #oz #sunshinecoast

[alltheguiltypleasures-blog]

FUCKING CUNT

[nocaresnoregrets-blog]

"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"

[h0wtohideyourfeelings]

How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT

[hamburgerboogie-deactivated2016]

girls who call their boyfriends “daddy” make me want to go about my life as normal because someone else’s relationship doesn’t affect my life and i have no right to judge how someone else goes about their relationship.

[feminist-rapebait]

preach 

[alice-is-wet]

PREACH.

[vegancrybabyy-deactivated202510]

Thank you

[baby-mandyy-deactivated20150101]

“Ever been to Neverland?" Is now the code to ask someone if we are suspicious that they are a little.

The person responds “All the time!" (yes or no is to vague of an answer.)

Although the other suggestions were really great, this is the one that seems most fitting. Also, it’s a question so…

[aassylaa-blog]

[dom-wolf]

You're doing it again!

You’re all putting me into Daddy Space! I think I… I… I’m changing ahhhhhh! *morphs into Daddy monster* Muahahaha! Gonna chase all you baby girls around and gobble you up! *stomps like a giant*

[sophie-uhh]

[antinwo]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/15/nsa-edward-snowden-amnesty-documents

Guardian has only published 1% of Snowden leak

NSA tracking cellphone locations worldwide, Snowden documents show (5 BILLION locations daily)

They can watch you as you type, watch and listen live through your phone and computer…

Every picture you take is secretly encoded with your GPS location

Army bans soldiers from reading about NSA

Obama: “We don’t have a domestic spying program.”

Obama Promises, Including Whistleblower Protections, Disappear From Website

SNOWDEN: U.S. shares raw intelligence data with Israel, leaked document shows

NSA and Israeli intelligence: memorandum of understanding – full document

[basedheisenberg]

The leaks must be close to releasing something big for them to pull this.

Not that it isn’t a trap.

[kaiami]

don’t look at me like that

[jestopia]

Don’t judge me.

[ellliot-deactivated20151209]

[plathlock]

[babeofcakes]

[silver-tonguedliar-blog]

this is literally the best gif on the internet

[sufisister]

"A person’s tongue can give you the taste of his heart."

Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyyah (via quotestuff)

[postgradandpearls]

I don’t chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it for you.

(via postgradandpearls)

[unbreakable-spines-deactivated2]