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@whizzing-to-home-base
hey there,
My names Will (it’s technically William , but honestly I don’t really like William. It sounds like an old man’s name. ) I’m 14 and the captain of my schools baseball team.
I’ve seen other people in my school start a tumblr blog so I thought I might as well try it too . Go ahead and ask me whatever, I’ll do my best to answer.
🧢⚾️.
Favorite baseball team?
the Yankees, 100%
hellooo!
so I’m trying to officially bring this blog back 🥹! So I kinda just wanna give some context for me doing that. From now on any asks I answer as whizzer in this blog won’t be connected to the previous plot I had going on with this blog. A, because the Marvin blog that partnered this whizzer is now inactive and B I sorta wanna revamp how I write for whizzer and how I portray him in this blog because my writing style and just myself in general has changed a lot since the last time I really used this blog.
so yeah! I’ll be answering any asks I get for whizzer and if there’s any other in trousers teen ask blogs I’d really love it if you interacted 🥹🥹?
🙏🏻 I am an exhausted mother fighting for my daughter’s life. My 16-year-old daughter is battling disability and chronic kidney failure, and my elderly father is currently in the hospital. My only dream is to provide the medicine that keeps my daughter alive. Please don’t leave us alone. Every donation or share can give her hope. 💔
https://chuffed.org/project/153965-urgent-appeal-kidney-failure-and-autism-threatens-farah
//not rp
promote this!!
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
well, shit, ask future Marvin then! And who even says “whoopdeedo”?
Me! Who is also you apparently! I’m 14 leave me alone.
you sound like you're from the 80s, is all I'm saying
The 80s?? That’s like 17 years away.
I don't get the joke, kid
there isn’t a joke??? It’s 1963?
you're using a phone right now. also, you're literally me
Why are you even questioning things??? You are quite literally talking to a younger version of yourself. Thats weird enough as it is. I stopped being quizzical about things when I was told that I’ll die in my thirties.
It was just that I was born in the 2000s!
right. Maybe I’m not you. Well I am- but not you in particular?? I’m really confused. If you’re from the future maybe you won’t die???
maybe they have the cure to whatever-
oh.
“oh”?? Oh what??
incurable mystery illness in the early 80s. Oh Jesus.
what’s that supposed to mean??! What do you know that I don’t!
There was an epidemic of a mystery disease in the 80s that killed everyone it infected, mostly gay men. It’s an STD. There’s medication for it now, but there wasn’t until the late 90s, I’m pretty sure. There’s still no cure.
You might want to consider staying celibate. Otherwise…
…
that’s so fucking stupid… why is my life so terrible???
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
well, shit, ask future Marvin then! And who even says “whoopdeedo”?
Me! Who is also you apparently! I’m 14 leave me alone.
you sound like you're from the 80s, is all I'm saying
The 80s?? That’s like 17 years away.
I don't get the joke, kid
there isn’t a joke??? It’s 1963?
you're using a phone right now. also, you're literally me
Why are you even questioning things??? You are quite literally talking to a younger version of yourself. Thats weird enough as it is. I stopped being quizzical about things when I was told that I’ll die in my thirties.
It was just that I was born in the 2000s!
right. Maybe I’m not you. Well I am- but not you in particular?? I’m really confused. If you’re from the future maybe you won’t die???
maybe they have the cure to whatever-
oh.
“oh”?? Oh what??
incurable mystery illness in the early 80s. Oh Jesus.
what’s that supposed to mean??! What do you know that I don’t!
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
well, shit, ask future Marvin then! And who even says “whoopdeedo”?
Me! Who is also you apparently! I’m 14 leave me alone.
you sound like you're from the 80s, is all I'm saying
The 80s?? That’s like 17 years away.
I don't get the joke, kid
there isn’t a joke??? It’s 1963?
you're using a phone right now. also, you're literally me
Why are you even questioning things??? You are quite literally talking to a younger version of yourself. Thats weird enough as it is. I stopped being quizzical about things when I was told that I’ll die in my thirties.
It was just that I was born in the 2000s!
right. Maybe I’m not you. Well I am- but not you in particular?? I’m really confused. If you’re from the future maybe you won’t die???
maybe they have the cure to whatever-
oh.
“oh”?? Oh what??
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
well, shit, ask future Marvin then! And who even says “whoopdeedo”?
Me! Who is also you apparently! I’m 14 leave me alone.
you sound like you're from the 80s, is all I'm saying
The 80s?? That’s like 17 years away.
I don't get the joke, kid
there isn’t a joke??? It’s 1963?
you're using a phone right now. also, you're literally me
Why are you even questioning things??? You are quite literally talking to a younger version of yourself. Thats weird enough as it is. I stopped being quizzical about things when I was told that I’ll die in my thirties.
It was just that I was born in the 2000s!
right. Maybe I’m not you. Well I am- but not you in particular?? I’m really confused. If you’re from the future maybe you won’t die???
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
well, shit, ask future Marvin then! And who even says “whoopdeedo”?
Me! Who is also you apparently! I’m 14 leave me alone.
you sound like you're from the 80s, is all I'm saying
The 80s?? That’s like 17 years away.
I don't get the joke, kid
there isn’t a joke??? It’s 1963?
you're using a phone right now. also, you're literally me
Why are you even questioning things??? You are quite literally talking to a younger version of yourself. Thats weird enough as it is. I stopped being quizzical about things when I was told that I’ll die in my thirties.
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
well, shit, ask future Marvin then! And who even says “whoopdeedo”?
Me! Who is also you apparently! I’m 14 leave me alone.
you sound like you're from the 80s, is all I'm saying
The 80s?? That’s like 17 years away.
I don't get the joke, kid
there isn’t a joke??? It’s 1963?
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
well, shit, ask future Marvin then! And who even says “whoopdeedo”?
Me! Who is also you apparently! I’m 14 leave me alone.
you sound like you're from the 80s, is all I'm saying
The 80s?? That’s like 17 years away.
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
well, shit, ask future Marvin then! And who even says “whoopdeedo”?
Me! Who is also you apparently! I’m 14 leave me alone.
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
mystery illness? like, not even future us knows??
”future us” is dead genius!! I was told this by washed up future Marvin. Oh! He also told me we end up graduating, so whoopdeedo.
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
I die at 35?
ugh. That’s such a random age to die
yeah , and it’s apparently from some stupid fucking mystery illness?? So it’s not like there’s much to watch out for.
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
things actually could be worse for me right now
Yeah well, enjoy your last 15 years alive apparently .
whizzer dont be upset by hearing youre gonna die! think of all the other weird future whizzers you've met, they're all doing great!
Only like one is fine!- the rest are either in college and in dept or total losers living with their ex!
”Christ, you look terrible . Are you another Marvin variant or something? “
-@whiz-and-jamie
"...variant? I knew there were.. multiple of me, but I didn't think there were that many.."
”it’s really confusing and weird and personally I’m not a huge fan but whatever. Why do you look so shitty?? Most of the Marvin’s are less bent out of shape.”
"well.. my- my Whizzer isn't.. here anymore. To say the least."
… well isn’t that .. just peachy- I’m gonna fucking die .. at 36 from some- some mysterious lurking shadow… I .. I need to go. Fuck..
"that's.. why I didn't want to tell you.."
Well excuse me for being upset after being told I’m gonna drop dead! . ...I don’t want to die.
"I didn't want you to die either! No one did."
look. I’m just- I need to just.. I need a minute.
"That.. that's fair."
..I’ll uh- see you in twenty something years or whatever ..
