SHIT DES HAS SAID : PART 1 OF ???
this meme is a compilation of the things that des has said while we’ve been on sky.pe calls. various sentences are from des playing min.ecra.ft, being extremely tired, or just being generally silly !!! please enjoy !!!
“ fuck whoever killed me, i hate you. ”
“ don’t come near me; i’ll hit you with a carrot. ”
“ it’s almost dark out, i have 14 carrots, i’m all good. ”
“ woah, pig! why do you love me?!? GO AWAY!!! ”
“ there is literally no one I would go to the end of the world for. ”
“ i should be the next dr. suess. ”
“ i still have my mac n’ cheese … OH SHIT!!! DIE!!! GO AWAY!!! … yeah, I still have my mac n’ cheese. ”
“ when a creeper’s after you, but you still gotta tend your garden. ”
“ i’m wrapped up in like 4 blankets. i’m a human sushi roll. but i would not like to be dipped in soy sauce & eaten. no thank you. (simon cowell voice) that’s a no from me. ”
“ for a second i forgot his name and almost put mean british guy but that could also be gordon ramsey. and i didn’t swear enough to be him. ”
“ i’m crying over pennsylvania food and the x-kit guy. ”
“ you didn’t tell me you were friends with pippa soo !!! WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HAMILTON TICKETS !!! ”
“ alright, if my day gets any worse, i’m suing. i don’t know who i’m suing, but i am. ”
“ it’s like a refund … well, less of a refund. — it’s like a refund! ”
“ the chickens are mocking my poor life choices! ”
“ they have a les mis plot!! HOLY FUCK!!! Wait — that’s assassin’s creed – nevermind. ”
“ i’m just a bread cabinet. ”
“ i just watched a chicken commit suicide. ”
“ i have to refill the bacon aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa ”
“ i’m dragging you on tumblr, just so you know. ”
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