Who Is Control?

Control is this blog.

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Control is a blog that is taking a nap during the hiatus.

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IT IS KNOWN:

CONTROL IS MALCOM (sic) HARGROVE, HEAD OF CHARON INDUSTRIES AND CHAIRMAN OF THE OVERSIGHT SUBCOMMITTEE.

This blog will now shut down.

Daiiiisssyyyyyy, Daaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssyyyyyyyyyyy...

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Option A: Control is [insert description of character revealed to be Control at the end of RvB Season 12 here].

else,

Option B: Control is the bitter sting of frustration.

If you are currently in an Option B section of the multiverse, we apologize for the inconvenience.

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Control is the Prophet of Profit.

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Control is a nesting doll in the process of making its nest.

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Control is the correct pronunciation of gif.

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Control is a tiny, querulous bird.

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Control is a Polaroid photo that was ruined by shaking.

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Control is that one sock that disappeared in the washing machine when you were 7

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Control is an angry king.

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Control is the Avatar: The Last Airbender and RWBY crossover you didn't know you wanted until just now.

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Control is the infinitesimal amount you change the rotation of the Earth with each step you take.

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Control is the view from the inside of a mirrored sphere.

It's dark in here, mostly.

Mostly.

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whoiscontrol and who-is-control

Who is whoiscontrol/who-is-control and what is their motives to finding out who control is really?

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*sweats nervously*

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Control is the nervous sweat generated by two theory blogs.

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Control is Theta's puppy

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Control is a wasp that has made its way into your home and wAGH GET IT AWAY FROM ME KILL IT  K I L L  I T

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Control is the cat from cat-meowing-at-things(.)tumblr(.)com

Control is every surreal submission-run blog in existence.