don’t mind me, i’m just saying words

24 - he/him

[defectivegembrain]

Oh so when Clifford the Big Red Dog grows to enormous size you love and accept him, but when I, Fenrir

[petiteechorizon]

Anyone else missing Browt already? 🍿 I can’t wait for more news about Winds and Waves!

[whoarethemoonpeople]

trying to think of the objectively funniest chain restaurant (in practice, not in concept) and I’m stuck between Johnny Rockets and Buffalo Wild Wings. I’m open to other suggestions

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[somewordsarebiggerthanothers]

[whoarethemoonpeople]

Who the fuck named their child “The Universe”

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

[commanderchr1st]

"fine. i'll drive myself to Uber Eats."

[medievaljournalist]

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

[wolgerrswraith-deactivated20250]

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

[whoarethemoonpeople]

*holds you at gunpoint* you’ve AB’d your last BA, dancing queen

[dailyquests]

Escort a Dumbass through the Instant Death Lands (Mission will fail if target dies).

[kirbyofthestars]

[feldfrog]

Isaac Newton gets hit in the head by a Granny Smith apple and discovers sour gravity

[segamascott]

[hungwy]

now that youve looked at several posts on your dashboard, did you notice the gorilla?

[strawbunnycakes]

Bellossom 🌺☀️🌱

[the-punforgiven]

[thememedaddy]