Shifting Griffin

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Welcome to my shifting blog!

Here are a couple of things you should know

1. No shifting antis!!!! If you don’t believe in shifting then you don’t need to be here, you probably aren’t in the same level of intelligence I am on

2. No other Brian kinnies ALLOWED. I am the only Brian kin allowed to be here because I am the only one who can truly understand him. You have been warned

3. Other DNI’s: Miraculous Lady Bug fans, Crowley and Aziraphale shippers, Bojack horseman kins, South Park fans, Roger from American Dad kins, anyone involved in SuperWhoLock and people who don’t ship sans and papyrus

4. Any fat middle aged white men can directly go straight to an incinerator for all I care. If I find out you are a fat middle aged white man im blocking you

[sacred-portal]

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

i'm a peter kin and i'm going to and cuck you AND that fat bastard the next time i shift. watch your back mutt. IM the only peter that deserves lois's sweet, succulent love.

Shut the fuck up you ignorant slut, go touch yourself and die

[datbitchbonnie]

i cant tell if im shifting right now or not

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Me all the time

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[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Peter is a worthless piece of shit whose never said anything worthwhile in his life mind you

[loiswasadevil]

A Devils Heart is Canon and if you don't see it You don't understand I'm open to questions

[memehex]

Fear fun, fear love, fresh out of fucks forever Tryin' to be stronger for you Ice cream, ice queen, I dream in jeans and leather Live stream, I'm sweet for you

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Lois looks so good hear😍😍

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Good morning everyone, I regret to inform you that during last nights shift I accidentally caused a race war. It was a complete accident, I had planted a trap with Stew (my nickname for Stewie) to kill Peter however it severely maimed Cleveland, who is now in critical care. This is a self call out post because I understand that my lust for Lois has gone way too far and my actions are irredeemable. I am focusing ion becoming a better person, I apologize.

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

ILOVEYOULOISILOVEYOULOISILOVEYOULOIS

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my love!!

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Tried to shift last night to be with Lois on Valentine’s Day, but I wasn’t able to. That fat son of a bitch wins this time.

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

I got breakfast this morning and the cashier was a fat middle aged white man with brown hair… I wanted a different cashier but I’ll live I guess

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[whoelsebutshirtpants]

STOP PICKING ON MEG🤬🤬

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Okay so a little update on the roommate situation:

They told me they needed to talk about something else with me in person, which they usually just communicate over text so I knew it was serious. The whole candle thing was apparently their “last straw” but HOW AM I TO BLAME?? I’m not the reason the candle fell over it was an act of God LUTHER. So they said they have collected enough evidence to send to our landlord, and if I screw up one more time I’m out. They’re so kinphobic I hate it here

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Genuinely shaking right now. I just woke up from a nap where I had a dream that fat bastard was kissing Lois… IN FRONT OF ME. Next shift I’m planning his assassination.

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Okay weird update but wtf???? So my “roommates” (they’re more like bigot monsters) are trying to get me evicted because I “almost set the house on fire”… I have a candle under my family guy poster that I keep lit at all times (I’m too poor to make a more expensive shrine, so that will do) but it tipped over and set off the fire alarm… it literally didn’t even do any major damage like it just burned MY carpet a little bit, calm down… but whatever I’m not going anywhere, so freaking dumb. They were also mad that I don’t take a shower more than once a week, but like?? You’re not supposed to it dried out your skin. They don’t jknwo what they’re talking about smh.

[selenevassos]

oh my gawd, peter... we're umbran witches

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

hrnggrhrHHHHH LOIS😍🥰🥰