#stupid roommates

[whoelsebutshirtpants]

Okay weird update but wtf???? So my “roommates” (they’re more like bigot monsters) are trying to get me evicted because I “almost set the house on fire”… I have a candle under my family guy poster that I keep lit at all times (I’m too poor to make a more expensive shrine, so that will do) but it tipped over and set off the fire alarm… it literally didn’t even do any major damage like it just burned MY carpet a little bit, calm down… but whatever I’m not going anywhere, so freaking dumb. They were also mad that I don’t take a shower more than once a week, but like?? You’re not supposed to it dried out your skin. They don’t jknwo what they’re talking about smh.

[drunkscorpihoe]

Can I claim my roommates and boyfriend on my taxes? SINCE I GOTTA BE THEIR FUCKING MOM

[etakeh]

My roommate is late coming home from work.  I was about to text him, to see if everything was ok, when he texted me.

“Are you home?”

I replied, “Yeah, I was about to text you.”

He hasn’t replied yet and it’s been like 10  minutes.  

What if it wasn’t him.  What if it was a bad guy who mugged him and stole his phone, and now knows I’m home and is on his way to kill me?  RIGHT NOW?

Crap.

[lookhowmanetfucksigive]

Ok but like ELEVEN PM IS NOT TE TIME TO MOVE A FUCKING COUCH AND BE LOUD AS FUCK WWHEN THERE ARE OEOPLE THAY LIVE BELOW YOU ugh ugh ugh ugh

[daninator-and-rickyblitz]

Guess who’s still avoiding her roommates and swamping herself in work to avoid another anxiety attack??

This girl. It’s me.

[alwaysshamo]

Kept forgetting to complain about this but My brother and roommate Mitch are so unbelievably anti-feminism sometimes like they both complained when Linkle was revealed. I asked them why she shouldn't exist and they're like "cuz Link has always been a boy why would they gender swap him just because" When I counter with "what says the hero of time is always male" they just keep coming back with stupid bullshit excuses What is going to make you people embrace your fragile masculinity so you won't get offended by a female protagonist? ESPECIALLY Mitch though he's such a brainwashed simpleton and biased and prejudiced he has no opinion of his own pls shut up. What's the problem with women that you're gonna get so offended by this

[400cratesofbees]

Good lord I'm tired of hearing Drake being played in my house all the goddamn time.

[victoriousk-blog]

Like sorry friend but is 1030 at night really the opportune time to do your homework recordings? When I just got in bed?? And you sat around for 2 hours not doing homework after dinner??? Like????