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Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
DEAR READER
YOU ARE THE REASON
Mike Driver

Love Begins

Janaina Medeiros

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Three Goblin Art
Jules of Nature
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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
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Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@whogaggedme
ilyaās pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what theyāre doing in bed later
ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me
heated rivaly is about hockey? i thought they were playing chess idk
big fan of this genre of signs
summary of act 1
kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like āweāve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything itās your faultā
Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees
Zuko: I can do that
Zuko: makes the "one eye, your fault" comment
Toph: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE?!
atla heritage post
I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasnāt been doing much since then.
You ask him about his experience living through the rise and fall of most major empires and heās like āIt was very bad. For my wheat.ā
Youāre like āWhy do you sow and reap a wheat harvest every year? Is it to retain the memory of your humanity? In honor of those you have loved and lost?ā and heās like āI just like growing wheat. I think itās fun.ā
i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?
Itās a really, really good hospital drama
Iām so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney Mās Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced
Iām glad to see the ancient art of vidding is alive and well.
demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man cāmon you gotta work with me here a little bit
roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E
demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.
roomba: *vibrates excitedly*
demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge
Roomba: >:3
I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts
Itās not just the jpegs we play with like dolls
Freddie Mercury posing on his car
You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didnāt even say āmurder is badā at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I canāt believe you condone murder, I canāt believe youāre pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. Iām calling the cops, what the fuck, Iām shaking and crying.
i hate people who know chess. āiām moving my rook to c2ā okay man. iām driving down I-65
the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots
i hate people who know highways. āiām heading south on I-65ā okay man. iām moving my rook to c2
imo being the bus ticket inspector that yknow checks if everyone paid for their ticket on the bus is truly the most embarrassing job possible. even more embarrassing than being a cop id say, bc u cant even pretend to b doing this for a moral reason like "maintaining order" n "bringing ppl to justice" or "stopping crime" or whatever they tell themselves in order to sleep at night. ur profession is being a snitch. over a BUS TICKET no less. like how do u wake up every day n go to work thats basically just harassing ppl for not paying for a what. 2$ bus ticket? over 2 fucking dollars? like u come back home to ur wife n she asks how ur day was n u. what. proudly tell her that u wrote some random guy a 100$ fine over a 2$ ticket? id rather die