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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queueÂ
Screenshot, reposted over and over.
A friend of mine whoâs been married for 10 years and has 2 children confessed to me yesterday that sheâs tired of being a wife and a mother.
This isnât the first time someone has said this to me. Itâs mostly from women who got married and had kids in their early 20âs before they got a chance to realize the woman they really are. And they grow to hate their life and resent their family. And itâs heartbreaking to see how heavy their guilt is.
Marriage and having children is not the ultimate goal for some women. Many do it because they feel itâs the natural order of things and those women usually realize one day that if they had the chance to do it all over again they wouldnât.
If you have doubts about wanting kids, wait. Donât pressure yourself to have children because you feel itâs whatâs expected of you.
And donât marry someone either because you feel you must by a certain age or if you feel obligated.
Itâs OK if you donât want to ever get married or have children. Itâs OK if you donât want to become someoneâs wife or mother. Youâre not less of a woman. Live your life for yourself.
naomi at versaces after party, 1994
Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997
Kindness begins with understanding we all struggle.
Charles Glassman (via finegoodsfinefolk)
but when did i start saying âyoâ unironically
basketballs smell grossÂ
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ballÂ
Inside the Karnak temple in Luxor, Egypt Photo by Guillaume Roche
i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle
I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so youâd keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerryâs did it. So why donât we have grape ice cream?
Hereâs the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didnât understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. âBecky was impressed,â he remarked, âWe were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop â on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldnât believe I did it. Iâll never forget what happened next.â
âBecky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasnât getting anywhere with her now.â
Yeah.Â
tldr; The reason we donât have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerryâs killed Jerryâs hot sisterâs dog with it.
holy fuck
me: *is faced with a distressing situation*
brain: *shuts down*
me: no maybe we should actually deal with this
brain: âïžread 7:26pm