Evan Rosier

I'm a fucking delight

[whokilledevanrosier]

Might be Evan Rosier- also might just be a closeted teenager projecting onto Harry Potter's dad's bestfriend's brother's friend

We may never know

How I see him:

[loveridden1999]

they really take money from your bank account when you buy something this is so fucked up :/

[my-dailydreams]

[whokilledevanrosier]

@lifeofthe-barty u up?

[lifeofthe-barty]

up now🤘

what’s poppin, ev?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Idk, js missing you...

[lifeofthe-barty]

merlin i miss you too. like so fuckin much you don’t even know xx

you survivin?

[whokilledevanrosier]

BARELEY!!! It feels like I'm trapped in hell without you (ew that was cringe) ((I still meant it tho))

[lifeofthe-barty]

you’re cringe but it’s hot dw <3

but same. gonna bash my head through a WALL if i have to be stuck here much longer

[whokilledevanrosier]

I've never been so grateful for school starting up soon

[lifeofthe-barty]

fuck i know. i miss you, and reg and panda and dorcas and anna and all the lads

my father was trying to talk to me about going with him to the ministry over christmas holidays to “see how things are done”??? i think i might just hex myself in the face

i can’t take much more of his delusion, rosie. i really can’t smh

[whokilledevanrosier]

We should just kill him atp

[whokilledevanrosier]

@lifeofthe-barty u up?

[lifeofthe-barty]

up now🤘

what’s poppin, ev?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Idk, js missing you...

[lifeofthe-barty]

merlin i miss you too. like so fuckin much you don’t even know xx

you survivin?

[whokilledevanrosier]

BARELEY!!! It feels like I'm trapped in hell without you (ew that was cringe) ((I still meant it tho))

[lifeofthe-barty]

you’re cringe but it’s hot dw <3

but same. gonna bash my head through a WALL if i have to be stuck here much longer

[whokilledevanrosier]

I've never been so grateful for school starting up soon

[whokilledevanrosier]

@lifeofthe-barty u up?

[lifeofthe-barty]

up now🤘

what’s poppin, ev?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Idk, js missing you...

[lifeofthe-barty]

merlin i miss you too. like so fuckin much you don’t even know xx

you survivin?

[whokilledevanrosier]

BARELEY!!! It feels like I'm trapped in hell without you (ew that was cringe) ((I still meant it tho))

[whokilledevanrosier]

@lifeofthe-barty u up?

[lifeofthe-barty]

up now🤘

what’s poppin, ev?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Idk, js missing you...

[whokilledevanrosier]

@lifeofthe-barty u up?

[pandoras-nox]

@lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier would you both mind meeting up with me? I have something I'd like to discuss with you.

[whokilledevanrosier]

You know you could've just come to my door and asked, right? But yes, I'll be there.

[pandoras-nox]

I didn't know if you were home, my bad. Come to my room so we can sneak out the window to the leaky cauldron pleaseee

[whokilledevanrosier]

On my way!!

[pandoras-nox]

@lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier would you both mind meeting up with me? I have something I'd like to discuss with you.

[whokilledevanrosier]

You know you could've just come to my door and asked, right? But yes, I'll be there.

[lifeofthe-barty]

woah! i fuckin hate it here! :)

[whokilledevanrosier]

You okay Barty? What's going on?

[lifeofthe-barty]

oh just my fucking father and his bullshit opinions

you know how it is 🤘

i’m fine ev i’ll just go punch a wall or deface some property and call it good

[whokilledevanrosier]

Is there anything I can do to help?

[lifeofthe-barty]

woah! i fuckin hate it here! :)

[whokilledevanrosier]

You okay Barty? What's going on?

[whokilledevanrosier]

We survived another fucking year if this school. Yippee. Atleast I got a boyfriend out of it @lifeofthe-barty!! And a best friend @annajohn-silvae <3

@starlight-starbright-thatsme @looneymoonyy @wormy-loves-ch33se @mary-mcdeal @mystical-magical-me @king-ofthe-crop @xeno-graphical @lucius-malfoy-back @rodolphus-le-strange @averykissableguy @fire-allayer @poison-penmanship @lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier @pandoras-nox @stealing-the-stars @cas-not-the-band @marls-mckinn0n @hjonesworld @emmelineandhervans @sybill-patrica-trelawney @alicethekindone @flowers-of-narcissus @andromedashoax @the-queen-bellatrix @fabian-with-an-f @severusprince-snape @mollberryshortcake @fawningamos @k1ndest-keeper @annajohn-silvae @adam-lukas-morningstar @imogenmorningstar @oxxen--free @camille-laurier @luciagraham @your-favourite-callie @addison-caddel @daughter-of-spring @magandang-kaluluwa @secretlifeof-asher @toby-newtman-tics @bones-and-edgar @scattered-across-thesky

[lifeofthe-barty]

BIG fan of being your boyfriend, personally <3

[whokilledevanrosier]

I would hope so, I'm a fucking delight <3 (I'm also a big fan of it)

[lifeofthe-barty]

fuck yeah you are ;)

shit, i'm gonna miss you so fucking much...

[whokilledevanrosier]

I'm gonna miss you too, bee <3

So so so much

[annajohn-silvae]

I hate people in love, why do they exist in real life ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Did what you're talking about, me and @lifeofthe-barty are mortal enemies

[annajohn-silvae]

Oh, yeah I forgot about that, of course that you are moral enemies. What was I thinking about. Those that mean that I will be in the first row to see you too kill each other ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Yes of course, that's next week. I'll even get you front row seats and some popcorn to watch ;)

[annajohn-silvae]

Wonderful news, I will be there.

Please now that I will vote for Barty for who will win the match until death. He's way more insane than you, so probably will go way more extreme than you.

[whokilledevanrosier]

You think Barty could beat me in a fight? >:(

(you're probably right)

[annajohn-silvae]

I do think Barty could beat you in a fight :)

(I am always right.)

[whokilledevanrosier]

Bold of you to assume he'd ever throw a punch at me

(He has. Many times. In fact, he did it last week)

[annajohn-silvae]

Babe, this is kinda preoccupying... why is your boyfriend punishing you ??????????

Are you both fine, are you just being your insane self. (Do I need to bring you both to therapy or something ??)

@lifeofthe-barty

[lifeofthe-barty]

shh rosie! i told you you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that!!

[annajohn-silvae]

Therapy to both of you, next week. Fucking Merlin knows that I am not letting you to kill each other. Thank you.

I know that this is a joke, but still therapy is important and you too should go to therapy if you want to stop the dreadful daddy issues that you both have. (Why the fuck does all my friends have daddy issues ?)

@whokilledevanrosier

[whokilledevanrosier]

I think of my family found out I was in therapy, I'd be dead by the morning, so I'll pass! Barty, however, needs it...

[annajohn-silvae]

You both need it, you also need to get out of this fycking house. (How the hell, did I pass form trying to convincing my best friend to run away to have to convincing my other best friend to run away ??? What happened here ?)

[whokilledevanrosier]

My situation isn't that bad, Barty and Reg both have it 10 times worse ans their both find so I'll be fine

[annajohn-silvae]

Well, E. used to think like that and know only hell knows where the fuck he is... And I don't really want to lose an other friend.

And just to remind you, you were in an arranged marriage - witch is pretty fucked up, doll.

[whokilledevanrosier]

Me and E's situations where completely different. Plus the arranged marriage worked out in the end so I don't see why it matters.

[whokilledevanrosier]

We survived another fucking year if this school. Yippee. Atleast I got a boyfriend out of it @lifeofthe-barty!! And a best friend @annajohn-silvae <3

@starlight-starbright-thatsme @looneymoonyy @wormy-loves-ch33se @mary-mcdeal @mystical-magical-me @king-ofthe-crop @xeno-graphical @lucius-malfoy-back @rodolphus-le-strange @averykissableguy @fire-allayer @poison-penmanship @lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier @pandoras-nox @stealing-the-stars @cas-not-the-band @marls-mckinn0n @hjonesworld @emmelineandhervans @sybill-patrica-trelawney @alicethekindone @flowers-of-narcissus @andromedashoax @the-queen-bellatrix @fabian-with-an-f @severusprince-snape @mollberryshortcake @fawningamos @k1ndest-keeper @annajohn-silvae @adam-lukas-morningstar @imogenmorningstar @oxxen--free @camille-laurier @luciagraham @your-favourite-callie @addison-caddel @daughter-of-spring @magandang-kaluluwa @secretlifeof-asher @toby-newtman-tics @bones-and-edgar @scattered-across-thesky

[lifeofthe-barty]

BIG fan of being your boyfriend, personally <3

[whokilledevanrosier]

I would hope so, I'm a fucking delight <3 (I'm also a big fan of it)

[lifeofthe-barty]

fuck yeah you are ;)

shit, i'm gonna miss you so fucking much...

[whokilledevanrosier]

I'm gonna miss you too, bee <3

So so so much

[annajohn-silvae]

I hate people in love, why do they exist in real life ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Did what you're talking about, me and @lifeofthe-barty are mortal enemies

[annajohn-silvae]

Oh, yeah I forgot about that, of course that you are moral enemies. What was I thinking about. Those that mean that I will be in the first row to see you too kill each other ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Yes of course, that's next week. I'll even get you front row seats and some popcorn to watch ;)

[annajohn-silvae]

Wonderful news, I will be there.

Please now that I will vote for Barty for who will win the match until death. He's way more insane than you, so probably will go way more extreme than you.

[whokilledevanrosier]

You think Barty could beat me in a fight? >:(

(you're probably right)

[annajohn-silvae]

I do think Barty could beat you in a fight :)

(I am always right.)

[whokilledevanrosier]

Bold of you to assume he'd ever throw a punch at me

(He has. Many times. In fact, he did it last week)

[annajohn-silvae]

Babe, this is kinda preoccupying... why is your boyfriend punishing you ??????????

Are you both fine, are you just being your insane self. (Do I need to bring you both to therapy or something ??)

@lifeofthe-barty

[whokilledevanrosier]

Nah it's fine he's done this since we met, not like it hurts anyways. It's like when a puppy bites you before it's teeth come in

[annajohn-silvae]

Lowkey hate you. What the fuck ???? How did you even thought to make an annolagy with an puppy ???

[whokilledevanrosier]

This just in! Anna hates gay people!!

[annajohn-silvae]

I'M GAY ?????? AND NO-BINARY ?????? AND HAVE AN GAY AND TRANS BEST FREIND ????????? WHY WOULD I HATE MYSELF ?????

I JUST HATE PEOPLE THAT ARE IN LOVE !!!!!! I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC, JESUS CRISE !!!!!

[whokilledevanrosier]

I don't believe youuuuuu ᓚ₍⑅^. .^₎

[whokilledevanrosier]

We survived another fucking year if this school. Yippee. Atleast I got a boyfriend out of it @lifeofthe-barty!! And a best friend @annajohn-silvae <3

@starlight-starbright-thatsme @looneymoonyy @wormy-loves-ch33se @mary-mcdeal @mystical-magical-me @king-ofthe-crop @xeno-graphical @lucius-malfoy-back @rodolphus-le-strange @averykissableguy @fire-allayer @poison-penmanship @lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier @pandoras-nox @stealing-the-stars @cas-not-the-band @marls-mckinn0n @hjonesworld @emmelineandhervans @sybill-patrica-trelawney @alicethekindone @flowers-of-narcissus @andromedashoax @the-queen-bellatrix @fabian-with-an-f @severusprince-snape @mollberryshortcake @fawningamos @k1ndest-keeper @annajohn-silvae @adam-lukas-morningstar @imogenmorningstar @oxxen--free @camille-laurier @luciagraham @your-favourite-callie @addison-caddel @daughter-of-spring @magandang-kaluluwa @secretlifeof-asher @toby-newtman-tics @bones-and-edgar @scattered-across-thesky

[lifeofthe-barty]

BIG fan of being your boyfriend, personally <3

[whokilledevanrosier]

I would hope so, I'm a fucking delight <3 (I'm also a big fan of it)

[lifeofthe-barty]

fuck yeah you are ;)

shit, i'm gonna miss you so fucking much...

[whokilledevanrosier]

I'm gonna miss you too, bee <3

So so so much

[annajohn-silvae]

I hate people in love, why do they exist in real life ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Did what you're talking about, me and @lifeofthe-barty are mortal enemies

[annajohn-silvae]

Oh, yeah I forgot about that, of course that you are moral enemies. What was I thinking about. Those that mean that I will be in the first row to see you too kill each other ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Yes of course, that's next week. I'll even get you front row seats and some popcorn to watch ;)

[annajohn-silvae]

Wonderful news, I will be there.

Please now that I will vote for Barty for who will win the match until death. He's way more insane than you, so probably will go way more extreme than you.

[whokilledevanrosier]

You think Barty could beat me in a fight? >:(

(you're probably right)

[annajohn-silvae]

I do think Barty could beat you in a fight :)

(I am always right.)

[whokilledevanrosier]

Bold of you to assume he'd ever throw a punch at me

(He has. Many times. In fact, he did it last week)

[annajohn-silvae]

Babe, this is kinda preoccupying... why is your boyfriend punishing you ??????????

Are you both fine, are you just being your insane self. (Do I need to bring you both to therapy or something ??)

@lifeofthe-barty

[lifeofthe-barty]

shh rosie! i told you you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that!!

[annajohn-silvae]

Therapy to both of you, next week. Fucking Merlin knows that I am not letting you to kill each other. Thank you.

I know that this is a joke, but still therapy is important and you too should go to therapy if you want to stop the dreadful daddy issues that you both have. (Why the fuck does all my friends have daddy issues ?)

@whokilledevanrosier

[whokilledevanrosier]

I think of my family found out I was in therapy, I'd be dead by the morning, so I'll pass! Barty, however, needs it...

[annajohn-silvae]

You both need it, you also need to get out of this fycking house. (How the hell, did I pass form trying to convincing my best friend to run away to have to convincing my other best friend to run away ??? What happened here ?)

[whokilledevanrosier]

My situation isn't that bad, Barty and Reg both have it 10 times worse ans their both find so I'll be fine

[whokilledevanrosier]

We survived another fucking year if this school. Yippee. Atleast I got a boyfriend out of it @lifeofthe-barty!! And a best friend @annajohn-silvae <3

@starlight-starbright-thatsme @looneymoonyy @wormy-loves-ch33se @mary-mcdeal @mystical-magical-me @king-ofthe-crop @xeno-graphical @lucius-malfoy-back @rodolphus-le-strange @averykissableguy @fire-allayer @poison-penmanship @lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier @pandoras-nox @stealing-the-stars @cas-not-the-band @marls-mckinn0n @hjonesworld @emmelineandhervans @sybill-patrica-trelawney @alicethekindone @flowers-of-narcissus @andromedashoax @the-queen-bellatrix @fabian-with-an-f @severusprince-snape @mollberryshortcake @fawningamos @k1ndest-keeper @annajohn-silvae @adam-lukas-morningstar @imogenmorningstar @oxxen--free @camille-laurier @luciagraham @your-favourite-callie @addison-caddel @daughter-of-spring @magandang-kaluluwa @secretlifeof-asher @toby-newtman-tics @bones-and-edgar @scattered-across-thesky

[lifeofthe-barty]

BIG fan of being your boyfriend, personally <3

[whokilledevanrosier]

I would hope so, I'm a fucking delight <3 (I'm also a big fan of it)

[lifeofthe-barty]

fuck yeah you are ;)

shit, i'm gonna miss you so fucking much...

[whokilledevanrosier]

I'm gonna miss you too, bee <3

So so so much

[annajohn-silvae]

I hate people in love, why do they exist in real life ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Did what you're talking about, me and @lifeofthe-barty are mortal enemies

[annajohn-silvae]

Oh, yeah I forgot about that, of course that you are moral enemies. What was I thinking about. Those that mean that I will be in the first row to see you too kill each other ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Yes of course, that's next week. I'll even get you front row seats and some popcorn to watch ;)

[annajohn-silvae]

Wonderful news, I will be there.

Please now that I will vote for Barty for who will win the match until death. He's way more insane than you, so probably will go way more extreme than you.

[whokilledevanrosier]

You think Barty could beat me in a fight? >:(

(you're probably right)

[annajohn-silvae]

I do think Barty could beat you in a fight :)

(I am always right.)

[whokilledevanrosier]

Bold of you to assume he'd ever throw a punch at me

(He has. Many times. In fact, he did it last week)

[annajohn-silvae]

Babe, this is kinda preoccupying... why is your boyfriend punishing you ??????????

Are you both fine, are you just being your insane self. (Do I need to bring you both to therapy or something ??)

@lifeofthe-barty

[whokilledevanrosier]

Nah it's fine he's done this since we met, not like it hurts anyways. It's like when a puppy bites you before it's teeth come in

[annajohn-silvae]

Lowkey hate you. What the fuck ???? How did you even thought to make an annolagy with an puppy ???

[whokilledevanrosier]

This just in! Anna hates gay people!!

[whokilledevanrosier]

We survived another fucking year if this school. Yippee. Atleast I got a boyfriend out of it @lifeofthe-barty!! And a best friend @annajohn-silvae <3

@starlight-starbright-thatsme @looneymoonyy @wormy-loves-ch33se @mary-mcdeal @mystical-magical-me @king-ofthe-crop @xeno-graphical @lucius-malfoy-back @rodolphus-le-strange @averykissableguy @fire-allayer @poison-penmanship @lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier @pandoras-nox @stealing-the-stars @cas-not-the-band @marls-mckinn0n @hjonesworld @emmelineandhervans @sybill-patrica-trelawney @alicethekindone @flowers-of-narcissus @andromedashoax @the-queen-bellatrix @fabian-with-an-f @severusprince-snape @mollberryshortcake @fawningamos @k1ndest-keeper @annajohn-silvae @adam-lukas-morningstar @imogenmorningstar @oxxen--free @camille-laurier @luciagraham @your-favourite-callie @addison-caddel @daughter-of-spring @magandang-kaluluwa @secretlifeof-asher @toby-newtman-tics @bones-and-edgar @scattered-across-thesky

[lifeofthe-barty]

BIG fan of being your boyfriend, personally <3

[whokilledevanrosier]

I would hope so, I'm a fucking delight <3 (I'm also a big fan of it)

[lifeofthe-barty]

fuck yeah you are ;)

shit, i'm gonna miss you so fucking much...

[whokilledevanrosier]

I'm gonna miss you too, bee <3

So so so much

[annajohn-silvae]

I hate people in love, why do they exist in real life ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Did what you're talking about, me and @lifeofthe-barty are mortal enemies

[annajohn-silvae]

Oh, yeah I forgot about that, of course that you are moral enemies. What was I thinking about. Those that mean that I will be in the first row to see you too kill each other ?

[whokilledevanrosier]

Yes of course, that's next week. I'll even get you front row seats and some popcorn to watch ;)

[annajohn-silvae]

Wonderful news, I will be there.

Please now that I will vote for Barty for who will win the match until death. He's way more insane than you, so probably will go way more extreme than you.

[whokilledevanrosier]

You think Barty could beat me in a fight? >:(

(you're probably right)

[annajohn-silvae]

I do think Barty could beat you in a fight :)

(I am always right.)

[whokilledevanrosier]

Bold of you to assume he'd ever throw a punch at me

(He has. Many times. In fact, he did it last week)

[annajohn-silvae]

Babe, this is kinda preoccupying... why is your boyfriend punishing you ??????????

Are you both fine, are you just being your insane self. (Do I need to bring you both to therapy or something ??)

@lifeofthe-barty

[lifeofthe-barty]

shh rosie! i told you you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that!!

[whokilledevanrosier]

God forbid a guy do anything around here :|