professional gay disaster

just my lil gay outlet. carry in with ur day kind sir

[nomdelune]

I’m not dark/light/grey academia. I’m not cottage/grandma/warmcore. 

I’m just gay.

And dramatic.

And bringing my own paradise into existence.

[jurassic-snark1889-deactivated2]

me, in the closet back in middle school: ewwww boys are gross

me now, a lesbian: gerard way is the fucking sexiest man alive

[user8173735141426748481]

[k0diak-k1llz]

gay love hits different and i think that’s very cash money of us

[p-ossum-p-unk]

i want stompy stomp dyke boots

i want to ŠTÖMP

[frankensteinvictor]

is she… yknow… *makes motion of playing the lyre, eating grapes, and writing poetry*

[gay-irl]

Gay💁‍♂️irl

[pummelpanda]

Will you dance with me?

Inspired by a certain vampire queen and her sweet princess girlfriend.

[izziessogay]

look I'm the last person to pressure anybody into having kids, but the thought of being the cool gay aunt is VERY intriguing

[girls-are-very-pretty]

Movie idea: Repunzel but with lesbians. Everything is the same but flynn ryder is played by a flirty butch theif eager to steal repunzels heart instead.  

[subparselkie]

happy brithday to this hot mess of a vampire

(marshmallow simon is just hangin out😂)

[foxdearr-deactivated20210115]

when sappho said “in the crooks of your body i find my religion” and when hozier said “the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you”

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[help-mywife]

help; my wife won’t stop pointing at people holding hands and saying “need me a freak like that” even though we are already holding hands

[tinhanh-huynh]

Girls like girls, like boys do, nothing new

Screencap redraw this because I love this video and the song is pretty nice too

[holycheapqueen]

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