me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sweet Seals For You, Always
dirt enthusiast
Stranger Things
Not today Justin

Discoholic 🪩

JVL
almost home
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.

Andulka
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Product Placement
Xuebing Du
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Game of Thrones Daily
Peter Solarz
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@whoopsidaisies
me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
I love my English lectures but one thing that genuinely upsets me is seeing how many works of Irish literature are claimed as or assumed to be “British literature”. Like Dracula, Oscar Wilde and Seamus Heaney weren’t British artists...they were Irish. Why does Britain get to take credit for Irish pieces???
Colonialism
Did you just refer to Bram Stoker as Dracula
gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside
animal crossing villager: ahdjsjdhdhf, you know what i mean, honk?
me: fucking superb you funky little anteater
connecting with a fictional character like
As we get into the colder months I wish all my mutuals with chronic pain and arthritis made worse with changing temperature a safe and comfortable winter.
havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo
man fuck yall saying this site sucks, i have so much fun here and my mutuals are kings
the fact that op is deactivated really makes this post
this cracked me up more than i think it should have
I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss
why am i here? just to suffer? every 28 days i menstruate
humans are meant to eat together…. sharing a meal…… preparing a feast together…. so much of american culture has like…. ruined all sense of community idk where im going with this but why are we not coming together for massive feasts unless someone gets married or dies. we should be sharing……… everything…….. why is everyone now so obsessed with being individually independent? i know the cause of all these problems is capitalism but it makes me sad that its gone so far that like…… u dont even ask ur neighbors for shit anymore. we dont trust our communities anymore. humans are meant to rely on each other but we’ve been convinced that the ultimate sign of success is not needing anyone but yourself. i love to need people. i love to be needed. we all do. why is it so unacceptable to need a community to thrive when humanity would have gotten nowhere if we didnt help each other
Meirl
feeling like maybe. i can only access love through fiction.