[simpleisnewluxury]

[vinstage4u]

[weloveshortvideos]

[hara-kiri]

i’m junior

[whitegirlsaintshit]

he’s so sweet. he was really trying to close the pizza box correctly. junior is a nice kid and i am his biggest fan.

[thebootydiaries]

when ur favourite character dies out of nowhere 

[fruitsoflabormusic]

[bossyasfvck]

my feelings hurt as fuck but ima chill

[chrisruetten]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[thebootydiaries]

not 2 be ungrapefruit but……why i look like that……

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

Ungrapefruit

[thebootydiaries]

look i didn’t wrist my life to come on tumblr dot com and be disrespected

[n00dl3-blossom-deactivated20160]

wrist

[thebootydiaries]

blocked

[dunflower]

[labella-instagram]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

rapper: Shake what ya momma gave ya !!! me: *shakes my debilitating low self-esteem issues and horrible social anxiety*

[thebootydiaries]

oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

what do you call a new born dog

a puppy

follow for more fun animal facts

[floweau]

[cxotico]

Follow tiger-tropic for more like this ✌❁☯

[bali-tigers-blog]

I follow back tropical xx

[tropical--mist]

Tropical blog!

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[whore-e-fied]

Dinner at jlaws house

Jlaw:"and that's when I said 'WHERES THE PIZZA!?!?'"

Dinner guests: *forced laughter as they eat their dinner consisting of only bread*

Bradley cooper to me: "can I offer you some bread"

Me: "oh um....I don't eat bread"

Dinner guests: *complete silence*

jlaw with mouth full of bread: "wait....what do you mean you don't eat bread™"

Me: "oh um well I can't-"

Jlaw: *makes wacky faces* "FUCK YOU!! you ASSHOLE!!!" *crying*

Me: "uh well...sorry it's just that I-"

Jlaw crawling across the table towards me: "YOU WILL EAT THIS BREAD"

Me: "please no"

Bradley cooper: "please Jen it's fine...."

Jlaw: *ugly crying* "SHUT UP!!! S H U T U P"

Jlaw: *takes a fist full of bread and shoves it in my mouth*

Me: *muffled crying* "please I have celiac disease I can't eat gluten"

Jlaw:"DONT GIVE IN TO SOCIETIES LIES!! EAT THIS BREAD"

Dinner guests: *still watching in silent horror*

Amy schumer:*thin lipped Amy schumer smile*

Oscar committee: "holy f uck Jen...."