Ben Franklin's Bae

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[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

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[nokiabae]

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

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had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

[alusteratrocious]

Got circumcised at Claire’s

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

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[teenscoolest]

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[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

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[thebootydiaries]

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[babygalatea]

Lame ass bitch deserve to be snitch for that lame tweet. “Oh look at me, the Burger King sandwich bag thief, such rarity!” Foh

[thebootydiaries]

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

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[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?