Westwood, darling. Westwood.

SPOILER: I'm not a slutty Jim Moriarty. Portuguese born on 24 - 09 - 98 and a UK resident. I'm obsessed with BBC Sherlock and Michael Fassbender. I skate around a lot and make farting noises with my mouth and stutter 24/7. About 60% gay. Occasionally known as Andy, fem!Vic Fuentes, or the brutally honest bisexual friend. Have a nice day.

[lexlifts]

men wanna be so salty about pushup bras and how it’s “deceitful” but then brag about their 8 inch dick when in reality its much smaller. like at least we can make our boobs actually LOOK bigger yall just be blatantly lying about your fuckin tic tac dick

[thesuperjew]

Did anyone notice...

Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”

Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”

It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence

[jdisapunk]

still relevant

[orangeis]

[leightum]

[yourejustpostmixlemonade-deacti]

What you look for when you’re 16, you won’t look for when you’re 21.

this is so fucking important & i wish i could tell my 16 y.o self this (via triplegoddesss)

[queenrafferty]

[hollywood-noir]

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[nickimlnaj]

[hareemm-deactivated20150701]

she’s asking all the right questions

[hibridized-deactivated20150609]

Thank God this is real

[necrophilofthefuture]

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

[wreckedskin-deactivated20161103]

I really wanna take a nap in someone’s arms tbh

[zucchinibottom-deactivated20231]

[lady-tromboss]

imagine getting married

after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family

and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight

[whoriarty]

me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"

me: *throws shade 24/7*

me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*

me: *is overdramatic*

me: *is a major asshole*

me: *complains about everything*

[keididikay]

[shessoluckyshesastar]

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

[victorious]

[polisical-deactivated20160713]

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

[agustcd-deactivated20170617]

did no one notice that one dude licking the black shirt dude’s shoulder

[thefuuuucomics]

I did.