#diva

sometimes you just have to be a little bitchy.

[whorlando]

I mean, I'd love to run for prom king but I'm just so perfect I don't know if it would be fair on the other boys. Thoughts? Opinions? Let me know babes.

[alessandra-samford]

Uh, yeah? I also had a cat named Dior.

Isn’t that french for like, slut? 

[whorlando]

Uh, I don't think so...  but if you want it to be?

[alessandra-samford]

I just found out that my puppy Chanel that I had when I was twelve didn’t really go to a special farm where she could run around freely and chase all the other animals. 

[whorlando]

You had a puppy named Chanel when you were twelve? My money was on Supre.

[becspen]

Don’t you realize you’re ruining lives? 

[whorlando]

Sorry, but someone has to be the pretty one. I never said I enjoyed it.

[whorlando]

Look, I know everyone hates me for it but like... I can't just turn off my pretty.

[pippaxd-amore]

It does?! Then that is definitely where I need to be at.

[whorlando]

I'll pay your entry, I feel bad you've never experienced it before.

[pippaxd-amore]

Hm, just a castle? What a let down. Does it have a trampoline moat?

[whorlando]

How would you even swim in a tra- ... Yes, yes it does have a trampoline moat.

[macdaddycameron]

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS

[whorlando]

Why would I even joke about something like that?

[pippaxd-amore]

What’s a Sky High?

[whorlando]

Uh... it's like a castle made of trampolines? It's the best place EVER.

[whorlando]

A Sky High just opened up by main beach and it's calling my name.