How you doin'?

Cameron Ciumei -- professional dog walker, mac and cheese enthusiast and full time lady's man. Just kidding. I really only know how to handle rejection and ridicule.

[macdaddycameron]

Yeah, i got my own place... 

The pool house is all mine.

[mastur-nate]

Feelin fab, fit and forty now that I’m back from what my mum likes to call a “journey to discover myself”.

AKA. Mum’s way to blow money on a year long cruise around the northern hemisphere.

[macdaddycameron]

And did you? Did you discover yourself? 

[billie-thekid-blog]

What kind of artist has been messing with your hedges? I want Kardashian plants.

[macdaddycameron]

Dorota hooked us up with a sick landscape artist named Diego. He's really expensive. Had him smuggled here from Mexico.  

[macdaddycameron]

Why is our hedge shaped like Kim Kardashian

[billie-thekid-blog]

You should check out Detroit.

[macdaddycameron]

Oh, is that where they all are?

[macdaddycameron]

I wish I had cool black friends. I swear they come up with the coolest slang everyday. I think I've learned every Spanish swear word there is.  

[billie-thekid-blog]

Then I don’t need to put off your murder.

[macdaddycameron]

My mom's birthday is a week after prom night...

[colbyok]

She doesn’t go by D-Dawg anymore. We all learned that the hard way. I was specific, there’s only one dumb one. Not that it’s really any of your business.

[macdaddycameron]

Really? Hm, I better bring that up next time I see her. Well you're definitely not talking about the oldest one...hang on, you didn't sleep with Xavier did you?

[colbyok]

No what the fuck dude? She has good grades. Don’t be such a Delaney hater.

[macdaddycameron]

Not a hater. D-Dawg's my favourite Swagford. You just have to be more specific man.

[billie-thekid-blog]

It’s like you don’t even want to make it to prom.

[macdaddycameron]

I dont mind really, I've already had my time to shine. I'm just going as like an alumni or whatever. It's chill.

[colbyok]

The dumb one.

[macdaddycameron]

YOU FUCKED DELANEY SAMFORD?!

[billie-thekid-blog]

You’re a gross word.

[macdaddycameron]

Okay, Wilhelmina. 

[colbyok]

Here’s hoping. Ha. I wouldn’t call myself that since I fucked one of them for a week straight.

[macdaddycameron]

Wait, what? I mean, who? Which one?

[billie-thekid-blog]

Delaney still hates you ever since you told her not to use the word ‘sexy’.

[macdaddycameron]

Why? She shouldn't have been saying it. It's a gross word. 

[colbyok]

He’s still dating a Samford? Oh… boring.

[macdaddycameron]

I think so, I don't know. Maybe they broke up and that's why Billie's been so moody lately. Shouldn't you know? Aren't you like, their honorary big gay brother or something?

[lucasa-sucasa]

Yeah haha good thinking haha!!

[macdaddycameron]

Chillax, Lucasa. I'm not gonna try and sex her up.

[billie-thekid-blog]

Sure… If people actually like… Wanted to give up their corsage for you.

[macdaddycameron]

I know D-dawg would.