‧₊ ᵎᵎ ⋅ ˚✮ WELCOME TO COOCHELLA™.
⋮ ⌗ ┆ if you’re here, that means you want to be part of this blog. therefore, you’re interested in how to be a certified ❛ freaklette™ ❜. in this post, i’ll show you exactly how to become one, ‘n other important things to be aware of. ❤︎
• being a freaklette = being sweet. you are on my blog, in my little universe. therefore, you follow the rules i set to keep this space peaceful. you have to be respectful, to me & other freaklettes. if you want the good stuff, you gotta prove you’re here in good faith, ‘cause some people can be mean for absolutely no reason. conclusion — just be nice. it’s not that hard. 𖹭
• more about behavior — freaklettes follow basic etiquette. please, keep in mind that this blog is not a porn machine. so, be polite — don’t demand, don’t rush, don’t act entitled to anything. do not be a weirdo to others, or to me. engage freely ᵎᵎ likes are lovely, and i love that you love my stuff, but reblogs, tags, and comments (esp. comments because i adore interacting directly with you) keep me alive. interact the way you would want someone to interact with you. remember, i’m just one slut with a keyboard. treat me like a person.
• freaklettes are eighteen + — i can’t stress this enough. i do check, although obviously, it’s kinda hard to check every blog that interacted with my posts. however, if i see that your blog is ageless, i will block you. if you’re a minor — what the heck are you still doing here ? block me, baby. please, at least put your age in your bio if you do not wish to be blocked. also, i am not responsible for the content you consume, so if you still interact with my posts as a minor despite all my warnings, i couldn’t care less.
• get the fuck away if you're a terf, transphobe, homophobe, racist, ableist, fatphobe, misogynist, or otherwise contribute to bigoted spaces. do not interact if you fetishize abuse, trauma, or minors. do not interact if you send unsolicited nsfw asks, or sexual messages directed towards me. i'm a writer, not your sexting partner. do not interact if you want to give “feedback” that’s actually just hate.
• freaklettes respect the writer's limits. i’m open about what i don’t write. i’ll lay it somewhere below. if you ignore those boundaries, you’ll be blocked on sight. no questions, no debates. no means no — in any kind of circumstances. also, if i don’t answer to one of your requests, don’t take it personally. chances are i just had no inspiration. i’d rather ignore something than write shit.
• please, do not repost, translate, or copy my writing. ever. not here, not on wattpad, not on ao3. you can, only if you shoot me an ask, and i give you my permission. chances are i’ll accept. do not tag my work with anything like “meh,” | “mid,” | “flop,” | “not what i wanted,” — just block me. do not assume i will write for any character just because i’ve written for one from the same fandom. do not expect daily posts, or updates. i write when i want, how i want.
┆ ⤿ 💌 THINGS I DO NOT WRITE ⌗
– noncon, etc, even “light”, or implied. hard no.
– ageplay, daddy dom / little girl (ddlg), babyfication, diapers, incest, stepcest.
– adult × minor dynamics.
– character × character. i just don’t do ship fics.
– non-human anatomy (knots, oviposition, tentacles, etc. not my style.)
– scat, vomit, piss, necrophilia, anything in the “bodily fluids” category.
– real-world trauma — racism, homophobia, ableism, etc, played for kink.
– eating disorders, self-harm content, etc.
– religious kink, cnc, knife play, gun kink, blood kink.
┆ ⤿ 🍓 HOW TO SUBMIT REQUESTS OR QUESTIONS ⌗
• use my ask box, not replies, or texts. i don’t reply to requests sent to replies.
• be clear, and respectful ᵎᵎ if you can, keep your request a few sentences long. it’s better for everyone. “write geto fucking me,” is less likely than “could you write something where geto overstimulates reader ?”
• you can send thirsts, ideas, scenarios, small thoughts, or general “what if” ’s — even if i don’t write the exact request, i might build off it ᵎᵎ
• if your ask gets eaten or ignored, it may’ve been a no-go — i do not owe an explanation for every declined request, and i curate what inspires me. i usually have a lot of requests in my ask box, and it can get pretty overwhelming.
• you can check my existing tags or navigation before sending something i’ve already written. 𖹭
• anon etiquette — if you’re often sending asks on anon, feel free to claim an emoji, nickname, or title for yourself ᵎᵎ e.g. 🐰 anon, or “suguru’s baby girl”, 🍨, etc). it makes replying easier for me, and even gives you a lil’ identity in the ❛ freaklette loreverse™ ❜. 𖹭
┆ ⤿ ☀️ BONUS — FREAKLETTE STARTER PACK ⌗
| if you’re new here ‘n wanna earn your freaklette badge, do the following |
– fully read this post, but if you made it here, that probably means you just did. ✓
– check out the tag index / navigation post.
– send a lil’ ask, or comment on a fic.
all done ? nice ᵎᵎ here’s your freaklette badge –
⤿ 💌 you officially became a certified freaklette. congratulations, ‘n welcome. ❤︎