[furryprovocateur]

avril lavigne's "girlfriend" was truly a hater anthem. like your gf's hole is busted and ik you wanna fuck me. maybe i'll let you lmfao

[feraligatr]

if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring

[beingharsh]

let's fuck him

[feraligatr]

Yes

[hayscodeviolation]

[clown-husband]

if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

[orteil42]

👇 one day i hope to do this with someone very dear to me

[malcolmcooks]

[sacred-portal]

[disastertealeaf]

should i go figure out what spongebob and/or cum based humor is about because tumblr thinks i might like it

[ruinedchildhood]

[xam347]

[obsoleteformat92]

Sorry I can't stop crying RIP

[germz4u]

Me

[daughter-of-sapph0]

how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

[chrispontiuspilate]

[ardourie]

[patchoulism]

they should invent a cig break for people who don't smoke

[mlembug]

[foone]

I told my boss I was going for a fag break, but didn't say any more. Not my fault if they misunderstand.