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yall there are already 40 something notes under my SNIPPET of the danny ric fic 😭😭

i was NOT expecting that, but i promise i’m working on it! can’t wait to show it to yall 🥹

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in which daniel ricciardo cries in the arms of his secret girlfriend after finishing his last f1 race.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: crying, emotional, revealing of a secret relationship, swearing 𝐚/𝐧: lawrence baretto, if you ever see this (please don’t), i’m so sorry to stealing your interview and giving it to y/n, i hope you’re not mad<3 thank u for being an example of true journalism and giving danny the space in this interview instead of trying to do something for the views and drama!

also! part two with a smut?? anyone??

i paced anxiously around the media zone, as i waited for the one person i wanted, no, needed to see.

he just looked so heartbroken this morning. so… defeated. “i don’t even wanna get on that track.” — he whispered as i brushed my fingers through his hair. the singapore sun was lazily rising, giving every surface in the hotel room a comforting yellowy-orange embrace.

i wanted to protect him from everything that was outside of this safe haven. every nosy journalist, every crazy speculation, every forced smile from team members.

it was basically an open secret, for days. everyone knew. but they didn’t even respect him enough to give him the goodbye he deserved. no, there was so much sneaking around, talking behind backs and all that other bullshit…

“can we just stay here?” — he asked, looking up at me, as we laid on the bed, his eyes full of hope, as if he genuinely believed i’d be able to somehow get him out of the responsibilty of driving his last race. i nodded my head in response, as i felt my eyes fill with tears at the sound of his quiet sniffles.

i knew there was nothing i could do to make it better. there was nothing anyone could do to make it better.

”stop biting your nails.” — i quickly got pulled out of my own spiraling thoughts by mark, the cameraman i was working with. that’s right, i reminded myself, working. i was at work. it was time to focus on exactly that.

i felt how sweaty my palms became, both from anxiety spreading around my whole body and from gripping the microphone. all of the other drivers were already here, giving interviews, laughing and sometimes innocently flirting with the journalists. — ”can you get yourself together? what’s up with you today?”

there are pros and cons to having a secret relationship that noone knows about. today was definitely one of the days that reminded me of the cons.

and then i saw him. sweat dripping from his forehead, his unzipped racing suit still around his hips, as he walked into the room. i looked at his face, his cheerful smile present as always, but his teary eyes ruining the joyful facade he was trying to mantain. i knew he was looking for me and i could see feel his relief when he noticed i was there, just a few steps away.

i couldn’t move, as he came closer. my head telling me to stay professional, keep it together. just ask three questions and let’s get out of here. you can comfort him back in the hotel. — i thought — not here, with all the curious eyes and runny mouths around. my heart said the opposite. he needs you now. fuck the secrets.

”i’m sorry you all had to wait for me.” — suddenly he speaks, in that soft voice of his, and i’m brutally thrown out of my thoughts. time to make a decision.

i look up into danny’s eyes and i grip the microphone and i’m just about to put it up his chin, when i can suddenly see everything. the teary eyes, the shaky fingers that still grip the water bottle, the slight tremble of his lips. and i do it. i open my arms for him to fall into.

he doesn’t hesitate for even a second. i can feel him melt into the hug and i can feel the tears dripping onto the neckline of my tshirt. i tangle my fingers into his slightly sweaty curls and gently run through them. i hear his quiet sobs and my heart breaks yet again. i don’t even care that most of the people in the room are now staring at us and exchanging whispers. i just know it’s the only thing i could do.

”they won’t let me race in austin.” — he whimpers through the tears and i just close my eyes. i can feel pure anger and disappointment running through my veins.

they won’t let him race in austin. and they know damn fucking well it’s always been his favourite track. it’s always been his track.

”i even had a special helmet already prepared for it.” — he whispers, as he moves just centimeters away and kisses my forehead. it’s my time to melt at the sweet gesture. i can physically feel mark’s eyes piercing through me from behind.

”i’m so sorry, love” — i only manage to whisper back, as he shakes his head and quickly wipes the tears off. the smile is back on and my heart clenches at that. it hurts more to see him smile now than it did to see him cry.

”it’s okay. it really is.” — he replies in his regular chirpy voice now. i can see how hard he’s working to pull himself together. — ”go on.” — he says softly, pointing at the camera.

”i don’t… you don’t have to. if you’re not… ready.” — i only managed to stutter.

”come on, y/n.” — he looks at me, his eyes full of something i couldn’t quite understand yet. — ”give me a proper camera goodbye.”

i just nod my head and look over at mark, who i think is still processing what he saw a few seconds ago. he says a quiet ”go” and i look down at my notes, before turning my eyes to danny.

”we saw you sit in the car for a while before getting out at the end of that race. what was kind of running through your mind, because you don’t normally do that, and i mean ultimately… what’s going to happen over the next couple of weeks?”

i knew i couldn’t just reveal what he said to me. that it’s official. that they’re dropping him. it had to stay a bitter secret, until the assholes at vcarb decide to tell the whole world.

”um… well… i…” — danny struggles to find the right words. my eyes tear up a bit as i look up at him, patiently waiting, not saying anything. — ”yeah, a lot of emotions, because um… look, i’m aware it could be it and yeah… i think it’s also… just exhausted after the race, so there’s… i don’t know, just a flood of many emotions and feelings and exhaustion and um…”

he stutters and circles and can’t find the right words, something that’s never happened with him before. he was always the easy driver to interview, always full of energy, ready to flirt and yap about god knows what. i can’t stand to see him like this.

”yeah… the cockpit is something that… um…”

i can see him tear up again and look down at me for help. i immediately understand and put my hand over his, gently intertwining our fingers. i can visibly see him relax when my thumb grazes his palm over and over again.

”i got uh… very, very used to for many years and… just wanted to… wanted to savor the moment.” — he finishes, with his eyes glistening with tears and smile again present on his face.

”thanks danny.” — i deliberately leave out the few words about hoping to see him in austin, that i had written down in my notes. not after what i heard.

daniel just nods and after mouthing a quick smiley ”wait by the car” to me, he moves on to another journalists that are waiting for his after race comment.

”not a word.” — i say quietly to mark, as i turn around to him to help him with all the electronics. i can see his cheeky smile in the corner of my eye and i just roll my eyes at that.

”you could’ve told me, that’s all i’m saying.” — he chuckles while rolling up one of the cables.

———

it’s almost two am when danny joins me at the parking lot. it’s empty and this time the only witnesses to our hug are the stars.

”i’m so proud of you for surviving today.” — i say quietly, as he hides his face in my shoulder. there are no tears this time, just his broken heart and mine, desperately wanting to save him from all the pain.

”i guess this is it, huh?” — he takes a step back — ”not the end i was always imagining.”

i give his hand a gentle squeeze, as i lay my head on his shoulder. we both stare at the entrance to the paddock in the distance. — ”not the end you deserved, danny.”

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𝐤𝐞𝐲:

☾ — fluff ✧ — hurt/comfort ♡ — smut ☁︎ — headcannons

𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧!

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➶i don't write for those fandoms anymore, but since i used to, there are still a couple fics i wanted to leave here!

𝐤𝐞𝐲:

☾ — fluff ✧ — hurt/comfort/angst ♡ — smut ☁︎ — headcanons

𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲

— dating (alex dunphy) ☾☁︎

— secret dating (luke dunphy) ☾☁︎

— pretty boy (luke dunphy) ☾

𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 (𝐛𝐛𝐜)

— jealous (sherlock holmes, john watson) ☾✧

𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐦

— meeting & dating (casey acosta) ☾☁︎

— being friends (iggy frome) ☾☁︎

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 (𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐱)

— i'm back (jaskier) ✧

— marriage & having a child (jaskier) ☾☁︎

— ravishing (jaskier) ♡

𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

— baking cookies together (ginny weasley) ☾☁︎

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫

— meeting & dating (leo kirkman) ☾☁︎

— dinner with alex & tom (leo kirkman) ☾☁︎

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in which you solve a problem and your boyfriend is head over heels for you.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: swearing, kissing

why couldn’t they be quieter? it’s not like they were arguing over something important, anyway.

luke started getting really pissed off. today was the only evening this week he could spend with you without his parents peeping. claire and phil went out for their long-awaited date at restaurant and left their children alone, hoping they won’t burn the house down.

they didn’t. but hailey and alex started arguing over some silly mistake the older girl made and they were screaming at each other for over an hour. at first, you didn’t pay that much attention to them, but after a few minutes it started getting on both of you nerves.

luke gave your arm a little squeeze as he stood up and opened the door of his room.

— could you, by any chance shut the fuck up?!

the screaming downstairs stopped. but just for a second, or two. luke turned to you with a resigned look on his face. you smiled and chuckled softly as you took the tv remote and turned netflix on.

— what are you doing?

— we can’t shut them up, but at least we can not hear it.

you pushed the play button and turned the volume up.

— you’re a genius!

— i know, thank you very much.

you both chuckled as luke sat down next to you on the bed and pulled you on his lap. he took your face into his hands and softly stroked your cheeks. one curl of his hair was dangling down on his face. perfect. you smiled and leaned to kiss him.

kissing luke dunphy felt like heaven. he tasted really sweet — after all, you both just consumed an enormous dose of sugary goods he found in one of the kitchen cabinets.

— i...

kiss on your cheek.

— love...

kiss on your nose. you chuckled.

— you.

kiss on your temple. you smiled for so long your muscled started to hurt, but you couldn’t care less.

—  i love you too, pretty boy.

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in which you fall in love with a manchild, but both your families are crazy enough to keep the relationship a secret.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: mentions of food

secretly dating somebody as a dunphy child wasn’t as hard as someone could think

all luke had to do was wash some extra plates after dinner and pass this one particular math test, just to dull claire’s vigilance, then choose one of the excuses why he wanted to go to sleep this early, then wait for everybody to go to beds and finally quietly sneaking out and taking a bus to get to a completely different neighborhood, getting lost twice and finally getting to your house

yeah

but for luke, you were worth doing all of this at least five times a week

it wasn’t like you were ashamed of luke. you really wanted your parents to meet him, you just knew they weren’t ready. they would ask weird questions, make jokes, and what if they wouldn’t like him?

same with him, his family could be weird about it, i mean we all know how they can act

sneaking out and secretly dating at first was a very exciting idea

but as time passed, it became really tiring

tiring enough for you and luke to start considering becoming official with your relationship

luckily - or not - that decision was made for you, as luke got caught red-handed while sneaking out one night by his mom

“where do you think you're going, young man?”

she wanted to ground him at first, but when phil found out about everything, they sat down together and talked this through

luke kind of outed your relationship, but of course not without asking you first

he sneaked out to the bathroom and texted you

“I'M HAVING AN EMERGENCY, Y/N”

“jesus christ what have you done”

“CAN I TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT US??? THEY CAUGHT ME”

[a/n: yes, i fully believe that luke is the type of person to write everything in capslock]

“yes you can, hun”

you knew this moment would come, just- not in this way

after a few moments, you got another text from your boyfriend

“THEY WANT YOU TO COME TO DINNER THIS SATURDAY”

“tell them i'd love to”

now you started freaking out a bit

because you were worried that your parents wouldn't like luke, but what if it would be his parents, who won't accept you

you took a few big breaths and calmed yourself down

i mean, they don't have any reason to not like you, so it's gonna be fine... right?

the saturday came faster than you expected

you dressed up in your best outfit and showed up at the dunphy's house

luke opened the door and gave you a big reassuring smile

“luke, i'm freaking out.”

“yeah, i can see that.”

he held your hand while you walked with him to the kitchen where his whole family was

claire was probably more stressed than you were

there was a really uncomfortable silence that fortunately, alex broke, as she came up to you

“you must be y/n, right? come here, i saved you a seat :).”

and it went so well

claire and phil instantly loved you

you and claire shared some of your favorite recipes, and you praised her cooking talent (she made an awesome dinner)

phil adores your stupid jokes

hailey and you are already set up for shopping together

and alex just can see how luke looks at you and is grateful that he found somebody like you

after the dinner, you are obviously invited to another one, next weekend

they all hugged you

:')

luke walked you home and looked at you with the brightest smile you had ever seen

“you can't even imagine how much i love you”

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in which you fall in love with your incredibly smart and pretty best friend.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none

you and alex met at the caltech library

obviously

she recommended you “little women” by louisa may alcott and after you said that you absolutely love this book, you two became best friends

you helped her with feeling more comfortable away from home

studying together!!!

you try to control her a bit so she never forgets to eat, drink and make breaks during studying

you two spend like A LOT of time together

after some time you realised you have a huge crush on alex

but you dont even know if she is into girls and especially, if she is into you

and one night after studying together, you force alex to take a break and watch a movie with you

it was one of the colder nights of november so you two were laying under a soft blanket and all of sudden alex cuddled into you, put her head on your chest and still watched the movie as if nothing had happened

while you were freaking out internally

you started stoking her hair and tracing random patterns with your fingertips on her back

“why is your heart beating so fast?”

well, alexandria anastasia dunphy, how can i break it to you...

and then she just kissed you

grabbed you by the back of your neck and slowly put your lips together

ngl she kisses amazing

you pulled away with a quiet “woah”

“i wanted to do this since you told me you loved “little women”

“same”

and it just happened, alex dunphy became your girlfriend

i feel like she would be really nervous at the beginning of your relationship because well, you were her first girlfriend and she was scared to do anything

but, luckily you were there for her

constant reassurances (because you worry you’re too dumb for her and she worries she will make some mistake that will make you hate her. which is a dumb thing to think, but well)

a lot of study dates of course

“y/n, stop! you’re distracting me”

“no wait, i was kidding, come back here”

she didn’t want you to meet her family at first because she wasn’t outed yet and wanted to do this in person

you totally understood that

so once the holiday break started, she invited you to come with her to the los angeles to her family house

the dunphy’s welcomed you very warmly, you got on especially well with phil (you made one stupid joke and he instantly loved you)

at the end of the dinner alex suddently stood up and said that she has something important that she wants to share

her voice was shaky so you took her hand and stroked it with your thumb which calmed her down a little

“...and i- i'm bisexual and y/n is in fact my girlfriend, not just my friend.”

after a few seconds everybody started hugging alex and you, which was really cute

“we are really proud of you, y’know that?”

“i know, dad.”

also, claire and phil are obsessed with you

after you two left for the new academic year, claire was sending you tons of handmade food

you are invited to all the family meetings

claire and phil sometimes call you on facetime and you just have a dinner together, talking about how your week was

they are really grateful that someone is there for alex:)

back to your relationship lol

reading dates!!!

alex loves to give you flowers she picked herself

“what’s the occasion?”

“none, just saw them at the park and they reminded me of you”

she always takes a little souvenir from every date you two went on (like a napkin from a cafe or a rock/leaf if you were at a park)

i am in love with her

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in which you make your boyfriend mad. on purpose.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: jealousy, swearing, alcohol

sherlock and john were never big fans of parties. parties were loud, full of sweaty people and this goddamn music, that neither of them liked.

y/n on the other hand, was always the life of every party she ever attended. she loved dancing, drinking and simply having fun with people she would probably never see again.  

once in a while, sherlock and john would give in, and go to some disgusting london club, to let their girlfriend have fun, while also keeping an eye on her. they would always be overprotective, which was usually coming from the fact, that she was younger than them, but also from the jealousy that was setting in very often, especially when it came to john.  

“red or black dress?”

“you look great in both of them.”

“stop flattering me john.” - y/n said even though her cheeks got a little red at her boyfriend’s compliment.

“you should wear the black one. the red one highlights your stomach folds.”

“sherlock!”

“well thank you, for the honest opinion, sherl.”

“always a pleasure.”

after a few more discussions about whether the dress isn’t too revealing and if y/n should wear silver or golden jewerly, and if she should at all (“they can ROB you” “come on, john. don’t be such a baby.”), the couple left their apartment at 221b baker street, called a taxi and went straight to the one of the most disgusting, in sherlock’s opinion, clubs – cirque le soir. as soon as they entered the club, they got hit with a strong smell of vodka, beer and sweat. john almost throwed up, before even coming to the bar where an actually pretty nice lady asked him if they wanted anything to drink. sherlock and john refused, y/n ordered a weird looking, definitely really sweet, colorful drink.

“i will be on the dancefloor!”

“i can’t hear you!”

“she says that she will be dancing. come here, john. we can keep and eye on her here and the music is a little more quiet.”

sherlock and john sat on a couch in the corner of club, right next to the dancefloor. somehow, the music was actually not that loud as it was near to the bar.  

“we shouldn’t have been coming there tonight.”

“sherl, i know that you hate clubbing, as you know i'm also not a big fan of-”

“no, it’s not that. look over there.” - detective pointed at some place right in the middle of a club, where y/n was dancing. with her waist being held by some unknown blonde guy. with her eyes glazed from alcohol.  

“we should get her out of there.”

“she’s just having fun.”

“i don’t give a shit if she’s having fun. his hands are all over her!”

“john, do you actually think that she would leave us for someone like this guy? i mean, look at him. also, didn’t you realise that he has a dog? y/n hates dogs.”

“how do you know- no, don’t even tell me. i feel stupid enough tonight.”

the rest of the night, john and sherlock spent on drinking tea (they actually have tea at the bar. this club really is shitty.) and talking about their last case.

“i’m telling you sherlock, the uncle couldn’t do that, he was in- oh, hi y/n”

“heeeey guys!”

“how drunk are you?”

“maybe a little” - she started laughing hysterically. sherlock rolled his eyes, grabbed his girlfriend’s hand and pulled her with him to the doors of club.  

“pay for her, john.”

after getting a taxi, stopping y/n from throwing up, listening to her drunkenly confess love to a stranger and finally coming home, sherlock helped y/n change into pyjamas.  

“you made john really mad tonight.”

“i did it on purpose.”

“why?”

“he’s hot when he’s mad.”

“this is actually true.”

y/n smiled and went to the living room where john was just getting himself ready to sleep. on a couch.  

“what are you doing?”

“you clearly are interested in other people than us.”

“john, sweetheart-"

“no, you could've just said that-"

“stop it. m' sorry, love. i didn't mean to make you that mad. this guy i was dancing with, he’s my friend. old one. he’s gay. and married. i just wanted to see if either of you will be jealous and well, i got my answer. now, wanna go to sleep with us, in the bedroom?”

“alright. but don't do that again!”

“i won't. i promise.” – you cuddled into john, his arm draped around your waist. sherlock pressed his face into your chest as you started to play with his dark curls. the moonlight escaping the window through the heavy curtains.

“i love you both so much.” – you whispered, but both of your boyfriends were already asleep. you smiled as your eylids started to become heavier and heavier and you finally drifted to sleep.  

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in which julian comes home slightly drunk and well... drunk jaskier is horny jaskier.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: smut, fingering, alcohol, swearing

jaskier wasn’t a drinker. he really wasn’t. but sometimes he enjoyed getting a little drunk while performing in bars. it was making him more laid back during his performances and just let him enjoy playing and singing more. and most of the times, you were right there to catch him when he was starting to wobble and to swap his whisky glass for apple juice.  

but not this time. this time you weren’t feeling well and just stayed at home while jaskier was performing at local bars and well, getting drunk.  

it was two in the morning when jaskier finally came home. you weren’t asleep, because of your stomach and headache. you were curling up in bed begging your boy to coordinate with your mind and let you just fucking go to sleep.  

“i’m baaaack!”

you sighed and crawled out of bed just to see jaskier laughing hysterically while taking off his coat.

“can you please- just stop being so loud?”

“i love you so much, have i ever told you that?” - he came closer and kissed the top of your head. drunk jaskier was a romantic jaskier. he was also a horny jaskier and i fucking love your tits, y/n jaskier.  

“yeah, i think you might have mention that once”

he was really close to you right now and was just about to sloppily kiss your lips.

“julian, you’re drunk”

“yeah, i am. move away if you don’t want this kiss”

you stayed still and he just smirked. “that’s what i thought”

then, out of nowhere he grabbed you by your thighs and picked you up so you had to wrap your legs around his waist.

“what the he-”

he cut you off by kissing your lips. it started slowly, romantic i would say but soon jaskiers lips were literally everywhere, along with his hands. you let out a quiet moan when he flipped his fingers under the rubber of your undies.  

“fuck.”

“you taste like vodka and i don’t like it.”

julian took your hand and pulled you with him to the bathroom. he turned on the tap and started pouring hot water into the tub, while also touching you everywhere he could.  

“’m gonna wash your hair”

you laughed quietly at the ideas of your drunk boyfriend but didn’t think much before pulling your shirt and bra off. jaskiers eyes glowed at the sight of your tits and you giggled a little. he helped you taking off your jeans and – while also looking directly into your eyes – slipped down your panties.

“you are absolutely ravishing, y’know that?”

you smiled shyly and stepped into the tub. you felt hot water making you relaxed as you loosen your muscles.  

“ok, that was a great idea”

“i always have great ideas. c’mere.”  

jaskier was sitting outside of the tub and just now placed his hand on the back of your head to pull you near him. he placed a soft kiss to a sensitive place on your neck and you let out a quiet moan at the new sensation.  

“i love the sounds you make.”

still not stopping to touch you, he reached for the shampoo bottle. after a few seconds your hair was full of bubbles and was smelling like lavender. jaskier was really trying to focus but the sight of your bare neck and breasts was too much to handle so every so often you could feel his fingertips on your sensitive skin.

“you were supposed to wash my hair but this feels more like a massage.”

“shh.”

jaskier started tracing his fingers on your bare skin giving you goosebumps. His hands were getting closer and closer to the heated place between your legs.

“julian- please.”

“tell me what you want baby.”

“i want your fingers.”

“your wish is my command.”

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in which you're friends with the most wholesome therapist ever.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: mentions of ed, food

you guys met at hospital of course

you recently started working as a therapist in new amsterdam

and one day you just accidentaly bumped into iggy

“i’m so so sorry, i didn’t mean to”

“no problem” - he smiled and helped you pick up your things

“i’m y/n, i’m new here”

“i’m iggy, really nice to meet you”

and from now on you just started talking

you don’t really know why but there was something about iggy that just made everyone want to be near him

alright time for headcanons:

you take care of him when he’s in rush at work mostly by bringing him coffee or talking with him

SO MANY dinners with martin and kids

speaking of which, sameera, raffi, harper and saleem absolutely love you

you often take care of them when iggy and martin are busy at work

“y/n i drew you!”

you know about iggy’s ed and you always make sure he had eaten every meal he should

“hey iggy! remember to drink water, okay?”

you always help him with his worries so he doesn’t have to binge eat

random reassures/compliments through the day

“y/n did you change your hair? it looks really good”

“i swear to god, you have the best laugh, iggy”

you two just radiate with positivity

but not toxic positivity of course, both of you know it;s normal to feel down sometimes and then you just try to help each other

and also understand when the other person needs to just be by themselves

you know that it’s important to give space to others

perks of a two therapists friendship

iggy understands when you have to cancel plans because of work or any other reason and same goes to you

you once made a competition about who will give the other one the weirdest compliment

“you are more fun than bubble wrap.”

“you have cute elbows.”

“i bet you sweat glitter.”

“alright, you won.”

he always makes you feel really comfortable  

he would fight anybody who would dare to catcall or make you feel uncomfortable in any way

making each other mixtapes with music you think the other one will like

he randomly brings you your favourite flowers

“what’s that for, iggy?”

“you are just doing amazing recently and i wanted you to know that.”

anybody who doesnt know you two could think you are a couple but you are just really comfortable in your friendship:)

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𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 & 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 | 𝐜. 𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚

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in which you fall for the charming nurse.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: swearing, l bomb, mentions of smut

you guys obviously met at the hospital

you just started working at the new amsterdam and max asked casey to show you around

and he did a great job

not only showed you every important place in the hospital but also made you feel really comfortable in the new job

the second you guys started talking, you knew you’ll be best friends

you hangout a lot

but understand when one of you have to cancel plans because of work (this one happens a lot)

i feel like casey is a huge fan of cartoons

so sometimes you just lay on a couch, cuddle and rest after a tiring shift at hospital while watching cars or how to train your dragon

max ships you very openly because he knows casey has a crush on you

“casey, y/n looks good today dont you think?”

“um... yeah... i think they look pretty good”

cas blushes a lot when hes around you

ANGRY LOVE CONFESSION

both of you were after a 12 hours shift and were really tired and got in a fight about some little thing that doesn’t really matter

“why do you even care, casey?!”

“because i fucking love you, thats why!”

oh my god angry casey so hot

you were so shocked, you couldn’t even say a word

“i’m sorry, i’m just gonna leave”

“no, don’t go”

you leaned to his ear and whispered “i love you too”

he just looked like a happy puppy, i swear

started peppering your face with kisses

probably some makeout session would have started but both of you were too tired and went straight to bed

!!!morning shower sex!!!

and straight to the hospital lmao

the second max saw you guys he just knew

“lauren you owe me 10 bucks”

“did you guys bet on our relationship?”

“...no”

dating casey is just amazing

if you’re hurt (even if it’s just a cut) he will take care of you, his nurse soul just can’t let it go

he is such a gentle person

he needs you to reassure him that you still love him, especially after a fight

even after a long shift he always takes his time to cuddle with you

he falls asleep on your chest as you scratch his back or trace fingers around his tattoos

not a big fan of pda, especially at the hospital, y’know he wants to focus on patients

but once you enter your apartment he can’t stop touching you

“i missed you”

“cas, i just went to the bathroom”

once you saw some patient flirting with him but obv he turned them down

speaking of which, he is loyal, like he could never ever cheat on you

always makes sure you remember how beautiful you are

random reassures

date casey acosta for clear skin and good cuddles

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in which the dreaded day comes and you get to meet your boyfriend's parents. also known as the president and the first lady.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: food

you were dating leo for some time and his parents insisted on inviting you for a dinner, because they just really wanted to meet you

so once leo told you about this saturday dinner in the white house you started freaking out because well, not everybody gets three days to prepare for meal with the us president

also, you were really suprised that tom has time to meet you

“come on, dont overthink it y/n, it’s just a dinner”

“i know, but what if they won’t like me?”

“just be yourself and i promise it will be okay”

the saturday came incredibly fast and before you knew it, you were standing in front of the white house

“leo i’m freaking out”

“yeah, i can see that”

he took you to the private part of white house where everything was already set up

he was holding your hand the entire time and it calmed you a little bit

“hi, im penny, are you leo’s girlfriend? he talks about you all the time.”

“yeah, i am. it’s really nice to finally meet you penny.”

his parents absolutely LOVE you

both of them asked you to call them by their first names

tom was really impressed with your politics knowledge

“when can i hire you as my chief of staff assistant?”

alex adores the way you play with penny

both of them ask you about your family, school, future plans BUT very respectfully and polite, they understand if you don’t feel comfortable with answering some questions:)

they ask to meet your parents

penny shows you her room and asks you to braid her hair

at the end all of them hug you

“im really happy that leo found somebody like you, y/n”

they invite you to the next dinner

so cute

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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 & 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 | 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐫

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in which you marry your beloved manchild. and also give him an actual child.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: pregnancy

he is almost 40, looks like he’s almost 30 and acts like he’s almost 10

but this is probably why you love him so much, he had never grown up

he proposed to you in the woods, so romantic

you were having a picnic and you just started drinking some juice when he just pulled the ring out of nowhere

so ofc you started to choke on your drink

“y/n... you know i lo- OH MY- ARE YOU OKAY? BREATHE”

“i just wanted to propose to you, not kill you”

you started laughing but had tears in your eyes

“so, you know how much i love you and i just- i think you are the perfect person for me and i want to spend the rest of my life with you... y/n will you marry me?”

[a/n: i’m so sorry, i suck at proposals]

“of course i will marry you, julian”

your wedding was on the beach on the undvik island (skellige archipelago)

it wasn’t a big ceremony, only for your and jaskier’s friends

geralt was of course jaskier’s best man

julian would never admit that but he almost cried when you were reading your speech

the wedding party was amazing, trust me

geralt got really really drunk

you and jaskier whispering cute things all night

“my wife, woah that sounds great”

“i don’t know when i’m gonna get used to calling you my husband”

after the wedding you and jaskier moved from cintra to the undvik island and started living in a small house near the beach

jaskier sometimes goes out to help geralt fight some weird creatures, but he definitely does it less often than before you guys got married

one day you woke up really dizzy and started throwing up

you thought that you got food poisoning but you felt really bad for the next few days and you got worried

your friend told you that you could be pregnant and bought you a pregnancy test [a/n: lmao pregnancy tests in the XIII century]

it was positive, y/n.exe stopped working

you didn’t even know if jaskier would want a child so you were kind of scared  

“julian i have to tell you something”

“you sound worried, what is it hun?”

“i’m pregnant”

“you’re WHAT”

but he didn’t sound mad, more like really suprised and happy?

“i’m pregnant”

“yeah, i heard you, i just can’t believe it”

he hugged you SO HARD and almost started crying

he supports you through the whole time of pregnancy

“you are gonna be the best mom ever, y’know that?”

he talks to your belly

“hey there, little one”

“i’m gonna teach you how to play lute”

“you know, mommy shouted at me today and-”

after nine moths your baby was finally there with you

it’s a girl by the way

jaskier is SO GOOD with kids

he always wants to play with the baby

“julian, she is 3 weeks old, you can’t teach her how to play lute yet”

geralt visits you at least twice a week

he also loves playing with your daughter, even though she is smaller than his hand but anyway-

“mo-mo-”

“Y/N COME HERE SHE’S SAYING SOMETHING”

“mo-mee”

“so cute”

you just live happily ever after with your sweet daughter and man child husband:)

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𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 & 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 | 𝐥. 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧

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in which you accidentally fall in love with the new first son.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none

you guys met at school, a few days after the capitol bombing

at first you didn’t even know he was the president’s son

you just saw him sitting by himself in the cafeteria and decided to join

“i wouldnt recommend you eating that puree, it’s disgusting.”

he laughed softly causing you to smile

“im leo.”

“im y/n, nice to meet you leo.”

you spent all day talking and even decided to do a biology project together

and you were really suprised to see him being escorted to the limo by mike at the end of the day

he gave you his phone number so you called him after dinner

“well hello, mr im going home by a fancy car with my personal guard.”

“uh...”

“are you some kind of celebrity?”

“not really... you know who is the president now, right?”

“yeah, tom kirkman.”

“so, im kind of... his son.”

you were so shocked you couldn’t even say a word

“thank god, i thought that you were a tiktoker or something.”

and just like that, you became best friends with leo kirkman

he adored the fact that you didn’t treat him diffrently just because he’s the first son

after a few weeks he realised he was falling completely in love with you

with the way you helped him find himself in this new reality, with the way you hugged him when he got in a fight with his mum, with the way you looked at him, with everything about you

he asked mike for an advice about asking you out

mike offered that he would set up a cute date for you in the white house gardens, leo loved that idea because you could also meet his parents and sister

so, one day he just called you and told you to come out of house, mike was waiting there with a big black limo.

“what the hell leo”

“you are coming to the white house”

“you want me to meet the president of the united states in my pyjamas?”

“he wouldnt care, but you can change if you want.”

“i hate you so much.”

you came to the white house half an hour later, dressed up and really stressed. leo was waiting in front of the building, in his tax, with your favourite flower in his hand

“why did you brought me here.”

“it’s nice to see you too, y/n. because i wanted to ask you out and im the presidens son, so i had to flex.”

you blushed really hard

“look, y/n. i like you. i really really like you. you are funny and cute and smart, so much smarter than me.”

you both laughed

“i really like you too, leo.”

he smiled SO HARD

you didn’t even realise mike was there the whole time, but you couldnt care less

leo grabbed your hand and pulled you with him to the gardens

there was this really cute spot where he put a picnic blanket and a lot of food, including your favourite sweets and drinks

you spent a whole evening laughing and talking about random stuff

“oh come on, you had to realise that i like you!”

“you didn’t give me any hints, how could i?”

after a while you heard some noise coming from the bushes

you freaked out and grabbed leo’s hand

“leo?”

the noises turned out to be caused by a little blonde girl, dressed in her pyjamas

“hi, pen. this is y/n.”

“are you leo’s girlfriend? he talks about you a lot.”

you blushed really hard

“yeah, i am. its really nice to finally meet you, penny”

leo smiled and grabbed your hand

“can i show you my room?”

“of course sweetie.”

“i will clean up here and join you, okay?”

you nodded and smiled as penny grabbed your hand and pulled you to the white house

it was really exciting and stressing at the same time, going thru those corridors

when you finally got to the pennys room, you realised that you two arent alone

“penny! i was looking for you. and you must be y/n?”

it was alex kirkman herself, y/n.exe stopped working

“y-yes maam.”

“come on, im not that old.” - she laughed - “call me alex. i hope penny didn’t interrupt you and leo.”

“of course not.” - you smiled

“can y/n read me tonight, mom?”

“if she wants to.”

penny looked at you with hope in her eyes and you just melted inside

“which book do you want to read?”

you ended up almost falling asleep in pennys bed because she wanted to cuddle before going to sleep

“oh, here you are, y/n, i was looking for you!”

“shh leo, penny is asleep.”

“okay, okay. i wanted to tell you that mike can get you home.”

“yeah, it’s pretty late. and we have school tomorrow, don’t forget. i didn’t even do my homework, because somebody decided to drag me out of house in the middle of week!”

he just rolled his eyes and all of sudden grabbed your chin and kissed you.

“alright, it was worth dragging me out of house in the middle of week.”

okay, now it’s time for actual headcanons lmao

you guys are best friends

you can talk about literally anything

you trust each other SO MUCH

leo isn’t a big fan of pda but will always hold your hand while walking thru school corridors

!!!study dates!!! (that often change into makeout sessions but-)

you helping leo with subjects he isn’t good at

you bringing leo to your house to hangout when you notice that he needs a break from being the first son

you and mike being really good friends (he often brings you coffee when he drives leo to school)

you even met emily, aaron and seth (you very often take care of them, because they are always in a run)

“hey seth, everything ok?”

“oh, emily! here you are, i got you a latte.”

alex and tom absolutely love you

same with penny, you are like a big sister to her (you often help leo with taking care of her)

so many dinners with kirkmans in the white house (headcanons about it here)

they are really grateful that you helped leo when tom started being the president

also, you got leo out of drug dealing (it wasnt easy tho)

but its not like you only help him, he also helps you with a lot of things

he is such a gentle person, even when you guys fight he never yells, because he knows it can be scary

him letting you play with his rings when you are stressed/anxious

him knowing about all your insecurities and always letting you know how beautiful you are

“you look really good in this dress, you know that?”

you guys taking so many photos but never posting them on social media to avoid articles about first son’s girlfriend

leo always making sure paparazzis dont make you feel uncomfortable

he even once almost got in a fight with some journalist but you stopped him

he has to stop himself from buying you expensive gifts because you asked him for that

he would never admit it but he always takes a little souvenir from every date you guys had, like movie tickets or a napkin from some restaurant, he has a special box under his bed for those things

you guys sometimes go to parties togehter but both of you prefer to stay at home, watch some shitty movie and cuddle

speaking of which, he LOVES cuddles

also, forehead kisses

he often has nightmares and calls you in the middle of night so you can calm him down  

he smells like coffee

he is just amazing, i adore him

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in which julian comes home after one of his expeditions with geralt and you're mad. and also in love.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: wounds, swearing, yelling, l bomb

your relationship with jaskier was really weird. and definitely confusing. were you a couple? friends? lovers? no one knew, even you two. but you were the one who julian always came to after terryffying expeditions with his dearest friend, geralt. you were the one, who treated his wounds he got while helping geralt fight with weird creatures which names you couldn’t evem pronounce. you were the one who kissed him goodnight and who cuddled him when he got nightmares.  

you really were worried about him when he was going out with this witcher. every time both of them were coming back with serious injuries and you really didn’t understand why jaskier was still doing all of this. he could just stay at home with you and occasionally go to pub to play and make some money.

“i’m back!”

you heard his voice and fastly got up of bed. you saw him taking off his jacket and slowly limping towards you. he smiled weakly and hugged you.  

“i missed you, y’know that?”  

“i would miss you too, but i was too busy worrying about whether you are still alive or not” - jaskier could hear anger and maybe a bit of dissapointment in your voice.

“let’s not exaggerate, i was barely hurt. you should have seen geral-”

“i don’t care about geralt, don’t you understand?! i care about you.”

“oh come on, y/n. we have talked about it!”

“yeah, we have. and you promised that you would think about yourself more! and now you’re sitting here, with several open wounds, hoping this time you won’t get gangrene!”  

“oh please! why do you even care, y/n?!”

“because i fucking love you, julian!” - you shouted before you could even think about what was coming out of your mouth. jaskier was looking at you with suprise in his eyes.  

“you what?”

you didn’t answer, just stormed to your bedroom and closed the door. you started crying, not even knowing why exactly. maybe because of all this fear caused by jaskier dissapearing for days, maybe because of the fact that you just confessed your long hidden feelings. you weren’t sure.  

after a few minutes of complete silence, being broken just by your quiet sobs you heard soft knocking on your door.

“hey, y/n... open up, please.”

you hesistated for a second but then got up and opened the door just to get pulled in a gentle hug by jaskier.  

“were you crying?” - he asked worried. you nodded into his chest and he just kissed the top of your head.  

“i’m sorry, y/n”  

“there is no need to be sorry, julian. you just... i’m really worried about you, y’know? when you go out there with geralt... i feel like i want to protect you from the world. sometimes i also feel like i should protect the world from you.” - you joked and this definitely released some tension. jaskier laughed softly.  

“was it... was it true, what you said earlier?”

you blushed and he noticed that.  

“you look cute, all red like that.” - he laughed, only causing you to blush harder. you nodded and looked at him, a little anxious about what he’s about to say.  

“that’s great, because i love you too.”

you smiled. he grabbed your chin and kissed you softly. you guys have kissed before, but this time it was different. for the first time you actually felt butterflies in your stomach and felt like a teenager kissing somebody for the first time.  

“wanna take a shower together, love?”

“definitely, you smell really bad.”

“come on! it’s not that bad.”

“yeah, it is. also, i have to clean your wounds first.”

“they will clean themself when i shower.”

“it would hurt as fuck.”

“okay, go on then.”

you grabbed your first aid kit from kitchen and some bandages. julian hissed when you gently touched his cut skin with gauze.  

“sorry” - you murmured. when you finally finished, jaskier kissed your temple and whispered a quiet “thank you”.  

“should i stay a bit longer tonight?” - he asked leaning over you and starting to kiss your neck.  

“yeah, you definitely should.”  

“i love you.”  

“i love you too, but seriously, you need to shower now.”

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in which you and your sweet girlfriend decide to NOT burn down the weasley's kitchen.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: food, cursing

ginny and you are literally the only people molly lets in the kitchen unsupervised

mainly because of that one time when george, fred, ron and harry almost burned down the whole burrow while making cake for arthur’s birthday

so you and ginny really like cooking

it doesnt matter whether it’s a dinner for weasleys, homemade icecream or just some cookies

you are the one who always wants to stick with the recipe molly gave you

“gin, but it says-”

“i dont care what it says! im not going to add eggs now, because it will taste shitty, im telling you”

yes, she is the dom in your relationship

“i swear to god ginny, if you throw flour at me one more time, i won’t cuddle you later”

“you love me too much to do that”

“you think? try me.”

!!!hugs from behind and soft nose kisses!!!

“geoRGE STOP EATING THE BATTER”

you almost forget about the cookies in the oven

“i think they turned out pretty good”

“gin, you don’t have to pretend you like them, they taste ter-”

“they are REALLY good, mom come try”

bake cookies with ginny for clear skin and a cute afternoon, bye