#alex dunphy

[hitchell-mope]

Luke: Turn that frown upside-down!

Alex: It would still look the same, due to its horizontal symmetry.

Luke: then reflect that frown along its vertical axis!

[hitchell-mope]

Alex: Fun fact: if you wake up an hour earlier, you can get an extra sixty minutes of anxiety every day!

[hitchell-mope]

Alex: repeat after me. The rain.

Joe: Lorraine.

Alex: in Spain.

Joe: in pain.

Alex: falls mainly in the moist temperate zones southwest of the Pyrenees Mountains.

Joe: Blooby-blooby-bloo-bloo-bloop.

[hitchell-mope]

Claire: Alex. I expect more from you.

Luke: What, you don't expect more from me?

Claire: All I'm hoping out of you is a haircut.

[hitchell-mope]

Luke: Alex. As your brother, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to say. You're not ugly.

Alex (touched): Oh, Luke!

[sweetlikenonsense]

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[hitchell-mope]

(After Sonia releases a tell all book that is supposedly about Gloria)

Alex: I would kill my sister if she ever wrote about my sex life.

Claire: You would kill your sister over a pamphlet?

[hitchell-mope]

(Just before Haley and Dylan go out on their first date after their twins were born)

Haley: George can’t sleep without his teddy bear. And if Sully doesn’t sleep, Poppy doesn’t sleep. And if George and Poppy don’t sleep-

Alex (trying to be funny): lemme guess. Haley doesn’t sleep?

Haley: No, Alex doesn’t live.

Alex (very surprised and much more than a little scared): Oh my god.