Yeah boi

yeah

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[green-is-gay]

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[isitahairbrush]

[userfish]

[thatlavendergremlin]

Galaxies are yurinating...

[spotforme]

don't say it like that

[hyyyperfixated]

those new ai ads that are like “ hey do the fics you Want to read not exist ?? Just describe them to our in app ai dumbfuck and it will generate the fic for you ! “ YOU HAVE TO WRITE THE FIC YOURSELF !!!! OR IMAGINE IT !!!!!!!! OR COMMISSION IT !!!!!!!! OR RP IT !!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING THAT ISNT JUST SOME AI BULLSHIT !!!!! THAT LLM HAS NO HEART AND DOESNT CARE ABOUT THE FIC BUT YOU DO SO YOU GOTTA BRING IT INTO THE WORLD !!!!

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[foreignfirefly]

This is the funniest thing ive seen this week.

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[lovingjoana]

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

[geniusoflove]

thanks for laughing anyway

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[cutecipher]

we asked 100 nonbinary people what the

[cutecipher]

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[teaboot]

“Jesus Shaves”

[silly-detector]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

🐑

The Lord sheareth me.

“Jesus Shaves”

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