Hopeless reality, Hopeful dreamer...

Anju/Shade > Age: 19> A proud Washingtonian > Birthday: Nov. 4th. I'm just another Whovian, but also a Otaku, hence the name Whovitaku. I'm still figuring things out, but I'll get the hang of it sooner or later...

[turntechgiraffegod]

cosmo sex tip #466

[glitterweave]

instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.

[dutchster]

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

[xxlove4evaxx]

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

[ohbeckoh]

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

[whovitaku]

I don’t use Tumblr that much anymore, but I’m trying to help out my friend here. vote for his design on https://custom-culture.vans.com/design?submission_id=86123

[borbamena-deactivated20180821]

all the other legendaries: *fighting*

lugia and ho-oh:

[languormae]

i will never pass up this post

[lonelygodinthetardis]

We’ve been doing some work together.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[dickslapthestate]

So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.

Turns out:

Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:

Hopefully, her recovery goes well.

On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:

[giffing-su]

[jet-grind]

[andrewbreitel]

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[retrogamingblog]

The Legend of Pokemon by David Pilatowsky

[tyleroakley]

(via “6 Hollywood Stars That Deserve To Be Cleaned More Than Trump’s“)

[dnald]

i fucking hate Tyler Oakley but i laughed so hard at this gifset

goddamnit

[tyleroakley]

thanks friend

[buzzfeedrewind]

[whovitaku]

Hello, just checking in.

I’ve been inactive for a while since I’m becoming more of a social butterfly. I do come back from time to time and people are still reacting to my account, which is nice. I’m more active on Facebook, so I’m sorry for not being here as much. 

[plaguedctr]

when some1 insult ur fav

[awwww-cute]

Cute Little Turtle (Source: http://ift.tt/2cnOlWZ)

[intemperata]