The Spanish Inquisition

what does one put here?

[why-does-nobody-expect]

[mournfulroses]

Yosano Akiko, from a poem featured in River of Stars: The Poetry of Yosano Akiko

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[why-does-nobody-expect]

🎵Happy

to me.🎵

🎵Happy

to me!🎵

🎵Happy

to me!🎵

[gothicprep]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[ryugure]

[targetedknowledge]

[feyzichris]

dance with me 💃🕺

[why-does-nobody-expect]

They say: bring doctors note

I say: no cuz thats $30 to pay for missing a $50 shift

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[homunculus-argument]

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[epilepticfox]

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hiveswap]

ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies?

[hangingfromchandeliers]

minecraft youtubers.

[rabidvampdude]

No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology

[why-does-nobody-expect]

[why-does-nobody-expect]

growing up is realizing that your ‘good job’ is really not that good and that it only looked good because your sisters job was utter bullshit

[why-does-nobody-expect]

sitting in a hot car after getting out of the cold ocean certainly makes me a temprature

[otiksimr]

'hiss' or something.