Savanna

ND/18/Always bored. Side blog: perpetuallydisillusioned

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I CANT BELIEVE I GOT THIS LOOK HES SO CUTE HE DID THE WINK

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Ugh

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do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

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do i like you or do i like that you like me

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do I like you or do I like the idea of you

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do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

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do i like you or have i been emotionless for too long

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do you like me or are you just bored

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me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

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ive seen this now u all have to as well

[firstdegreeliberty]

….

Mah ayes. Dey burne.

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Can't sleep just found a woodtick on me and then I dropped it so it's somewhere in my house 🙃

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stores to cry in, rated

wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10

target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere

an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10

publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator

whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10 nordstrom: plenty of chairs for collapsing into especially in the shoe department but you WILL be accosted by salespeople. they work on commission and are hungry for your money. 7/10 for style ikea: OPTIMAL crying destination, can climb into a bed and have a total mental breakdown and nobody will ever be the wiser, the employees WILL NOT bother you under any circumstances, comfortable and accessible, 10/10 hot topic: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10

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@pupperdoggos

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Guys I was face timing and I was walking down the stairs and I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND DROPPED MY TACO SALAD AND DROPPED MY PHONE IN IT AND MY BUTT H URTS AND I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP IM CRYING

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Ugh

Do you ever just feel like something's gotta change? I hate habits and that I feel like I'm living the same cycle over and over

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how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

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Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

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i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

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Church is done and now time for my niece’s birthday party. Hope y'all are having a great Sunday! 🤘

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I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.

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also (because one can never have too many of these)

and my personal favorite:

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I somehow forgot to add my own favorite, which is this one:

I also appreciate the ones that really change the tone and suggest that the characters openly loathe each other…

and this one, which gently encourages self-care:

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listen you guys forgot some important ones

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ya’ll forgot the best one

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reblog if ur part of the “I’m tired of the tvd writers shitting on Bonnie Bennett” squad

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reblog this if ur the friend that walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small

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hey

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