God Help Us

Independent multi-muse demon blog. Semi-selective. Largely based of Goetic demons.

[scapegoatmv]

It's been a while.

Send likes for starters and asks for specific muses and hugs because I need em

[whydidgodcreate]

Same

[theescapegoat]

Jut to let everyone know, I’m making @scapegoatau my main verse. I’ll be moving most of my characters over there as soon as I figure out how they fit. 

[scapegoatmv]

I made a promo on my phone

@scapegoatau

✔OC friendly ✔ no fandom ✔ myth/occult based rp blog ✔ garbage, tbh

[tenderprey]

[whydidgodcreate]

[theescapegoat]

Made a new AU blog. I’m still updating all the info but follow it, please :) @scapegoatau 

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Send ”If you hold still, it won't hurt as much” to patch up a wound on my muse

Send “It hurts!” for my muse to patch up a wound on yours. Feel free to specify the kind of wound!

[inboxideas]

Put "Is this you?" in my askbox and my character will respond to yours finding an old picture of them!

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[whydidgodcreate]

@saligiare Can Levi confirm or deny this?

[whydidgodcreate]

Ooc

I have to get a mammogram so now I'm having anxiety attacks. It's probably nothing but my mentally ill ass can't be rational.

I'll get to replies when I feel less horrid but idk when that will be.

If anyone has experience with this and has advice, I'd love to hear it. I feel very isolated at the moment and I know that's not healthy.

[whydidgodcreate]

saligiare:

Given that Levi was prone to changing up his appearance as he pleased to play out about a hundred different identities (which he usually got confused over after at a maximum of three days), it didn’t surprise that she hadn’t seen him like this before. With his foot resting on the other knee and his fingers occupied by a fashion magazine, he had actually been trying to look especially busy. Apparently that didn’t stop her from approaching him anyway though.

“Why, didn’t the destruction of the entire London east end give you a hint?”

Seeing as they were currently sitting on a park bench in Hamburg near one of the popular christmas markets, it probably didn’t.

“What’cha want?”

She shrugged. 

“Never been to London.” That was a lie. She had been in London in the mid 1890s and the stench of city was enough to keep her away ever since. “Must be hard. Humans are getting pretty good at destroying the world all by themselves.” 

“Naamah sent me. She’d like to invite you to a dinner she’s hosting. You’d think it would be a lot easier to send a text or something, but who knows. Maybe she hoped I’d catch you on a bad day and you just swallow me whole.”

[whydidgodcreate]

survival-is:

Despite the emotional turmoil, she managed to crack a smile.  “Well, if I didn’t leave them out, how would you remember to empty the dishwasher?  It’s your week.”

She wanted to tell Finn that she felt Safe.  She felt Wanted and Necessary.  She didn’t want him to be uncomfortable, but she didn’t want to let him go.  “And who cleans the bathroom when it’s not her week?  Who cleaned the fridge last month?” 

He let her hold on to him for as long as she needed. It made him feel good to know she felt safe in his arms. She wanted to be there he wanted to be there for her.

“Yeah, well it needed to be cleaned after you shoved some severed limbs in the meat drawers.”

[whydidgodcreate]

survival-is:

whydidgodcreate:

“I think I can handle the name. Though it might take a few bottles of wine and I might have threaten to get retail workers fired before I can fully embody the Brenda Spirit™” 

“Finn’s a retail worker, right? You think he would mind if I got him fired?”

“I think you have to be painfully sober to be a Brenda.  Just craving a little thimbleful of chardonnay, you know?  The Brenda I know, she came in the other day with a coupon she made, and tried to invite me to a swingers party after.”

“But yeah - don’t get Finn fired.  We gotta make rent, and even if he gets that Mall Santa gig - “  Oh no, had she said too much?  “I don’t know if he applied.  I don’t think he did.  He has too much pride.”

“Wait, what?” The bright smile on her face spread. “Finn, son of one of the most bloodthirsty demon in Hell, Grandson of the Evil Queen from ever Disney movie ever, is going to let ugly, snotty, children sit on his lap while people take pictures?” This was too good. As much as she loved her nephew, she loved embarrassing her mother even more. This might be just enough to piss Naamah off.

“Where?”

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[whydidgodcreate]

13, 22

what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses? (Idk what qualifies as weird. We’re talking about demons and monsters. It’s all weird.)Andras: Every time I see a Tammy video, I think ‘Yeah, Andras would totally be into her’ simply because she scares people and Andras can appreciate that.Naamah: She low key still loves Azazel. She definitely misses him at times.Phenex: He will legit speak entirely in verse sometimes. Finn: He loved the myth of the changling so much as a child because he didn’t feel he belonged with his family. (More sad that weird)Glasya Labolas: Glasya dabbles in creating vampires and other cryptids. He wants to see how he can best draw out and utilize a human’s natural instinct to kill. It possible that some of the disdain vampires have for werewolves stems from Glasya generally disliking werewolves because they reminded him of Andras.Namaia: She’s new so I’m still making HCs but she has a love female-fronted punk bands.

Which muse is most likely to make new friends?Currently, either Finn or Namaia. Both have qualities that can make forming friendships more difficult, though.

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul]

⊱asks for muns with a multimuse or more than one muse⊰

is there a muse that you wish gets more attention?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your favorite muse?

which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?

is there a muse that not a lot of people roleplay with?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your least favorite muse?

which one of your muses have you been playing the longest?

which one of your muses has the most ships?

what is each of your muses otps? notps?

why were you drawn to each one of your characters?

which muse is the most fun to write for?

is there another muse you’ve been thinking of adding or writing for? who?

what is something everyone should know about your muses before interacting?

what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?

which muse has the most aus or verses?

can you sort your muses from youngest to oldest?

which muse is most willing to fight another muse?

do your muses get along with each other?

would you ship any of your muses together? who?

for each muse, is there a character you wish had a blog so you could interact with them?

have you ever considered making a multimuse/is it easier having a multimuse?

which muse is the most problematic towards other muses?

which muse is most likely to make new friends?

which muses’ fandom do you like the best?

is there someone playing the same muse/s as you and you really look up to them?

which muse do people send the most asks for?

which muse is most likely to have kids?

is there a rule that someone keeps breaking for your muses?

can you sort your muses from weakest to strongest?

which muse are you considering deleting?

most importantly, are you having fun playing each one of your muses?