elvfes @chickenhawke - Tumblr Blog

Magpies simply do not swoop the pure of heart

Do you guys ever think about how fanfiction would mischaracterize your OCs

#fun game to play with friends: what would the fandom be like about them. what would the Hot Takes be.#it's fun + makes you want to peel your skin off !

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please clap

hes so real

#me too buddy #bird bloggin

lorbitele

yeah.

#yeah. reblog #warcraft

a-drama-addict

well what can i say. i will like all characters better if theyre women instead of men

#😌↕

dickmaster

Cunty little thing isnt it

#cunty little thing isnt it #FAV FAV FAV FAV

knuckle-actual

#shes not a model the camera just turned on

the-big-mood

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

#criminals...#bird bloggin

dilfslayer1080p

Gaming doesn’t get any better than this

#accurate representation of how i feel standing up from my desk to go out for a Chicken Break #bird bloggin

swishersposts

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

zsnes

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

#i think about this post often.

visenyaism

At party where they’re watching league game on tv and discussing magic the gathering and warhammer for past twenty minutes. Need someone to bring up Warcraft three so bad or I’m cooked

visenyaism

meeeee personally if I was like NINETEEN and had to DROP OUT of WIZARD UNIVERSITY to save the world from APOCALYPTIC DEMON INVASION and move HUNDREDS OF REFUGEES across the OCEAN to a CONTINENT WE DIDNT KNOW EXISTED because my HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND became an EVIL ZOMBIE OVERLORD because he TOUCHED THE NO TOUCH OR IT TURNS YOU EVIL SWORD because he was mad he couldn’t KILL EVERYONE IN A WHOLE CITY even though I specifically said don’t do that and now he was BURNING THE CONTINENT DOWN and then I got across the ocean and had to FOUND A NEW CITY and make a bunch of new unlikely allies and UNLEARN ALL MY PREJUDICES to COOPERATE and JOIN TOGETHER TO SAVE THE WORLD and then I DID and then I went back to my WOKE PEACEFUL CITY but my CHUD FATHER was there with THE WHOLE NAVY and he was like sweetie we have to KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS because he was RACIST and I said don’t do that :( and he TRIED ANYWAY and DIED and then everyone made a SEA SHANTY about how I KILLED HIM from BEING TOOOOO WOKE and then when I went back home for the first time in FIFTEEN YEARS and my MOM immediately ordered my STATE SANCTIONED TORTUE AND EXECUTION when ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO STUDY also they BLEW UP MY CITY I would’ve been kind of a bitch about it. also I think maiev shadowsong was a lesbian she was just locked the fuck in on her job.

#yeah #warcraft