why this life

i'm perfect

[pururin]

[muttmurdock]

[tofuvi]

warming up.

[nevaehtyler]

[shrikeyv3-deactivated20171118]

this is the maria of good fortune

reblog bc maria and u gotta

[fukkce]

lmaoooo

[lilium]

[kotoha-deactivated20211123]

[bakuen]

It’s my quirk. Sorry for using it without asking first. I just thought it’d be bad luck if you fell, you know?

[charlesoberonn]

God: There it is, your personal heaven. All of your desires. *opens the door*

God: Hold on, that can’t be right. That’s just your normal life but in a slightly nicer apartment.

Me: *wipes tear* It’s perfect.

[bunkerlad-moved-blog]

absolutely nothing, in my eyes, will ever surpass this in terms of sheer comedic value

[torracat]

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

[meme-theft]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[elpollodelamuerte-deactivated20]

A Cruel Angel’s Thesis intro:

The rest of the song:

[alexandratheterrible]

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

[catsbeaversandducks]