Why don't I affect you, Detective?

Lucifer Morningstar + Chloe Decker. Men with sexy voices that can sing and play piano are my weakness.

[alphalewolf]

[littlehobbit13]

Roommates? You and Detective Decker?

[dailylucifernetflix]

The moment we were all Linda

[janeeleanorcoblt]

You can’t rely on someone else to validate you.

[romanogers]

[wintersummer--3232]

She is the embodiment of everyone in the Lucifer fandom.

[alphalewolf]

[sharpeshelen]

1.04 | 4.09

[morningstr]

[over-a-rainbow]

Fox: You guys shouldn’t show him smoking on camera. Maybe don’t show many m/m or f/f kisses. Song numbers, fight scenes…that sounds kind of expensive and ridculous. You can’t show Toms ass, sorry.

Netflix: you want him to smoke? Ok! F/F kisses and relationships go for it! Song numbers, do it! Fight scenes? hell yes! You want to show Toms ass? OK THEN ALL OF THE SHOTS OF TOMS ASS. FUCK IT OPEN THE LAST EPISODE WITH A CRAZY DANCE NUMBER! DO IT ALL!

[deckerstardaily]

[hamm-jon]

You can’t just march back in here like nothing’s wrong. You can’t just grab what you want when you want.

[bifelicitys]

Yes, it’s just me now. Big, bad Lucifer.

[wardo]

[bifelicitys]

So, for the next day or so, I’m gonna need you to be unpredictable. Whatever you’d normally do, just, you know– do the opposite.

[sharpeshelen]

Oh, wow, she slammed you.

[mulderscully]

[mulderscully]

Gonna be hard to pick that up with your face caved in.