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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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cherry valley forever
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@fortuniolo
ai fatigue
ai books, fanfics, ai google assist, ai short form content, ai summaries, ai memes, ai artists
I cant even go and see some street food trucks without their damn menus having AI images on it. you have a camera. take photos of your goddamn food. I would rather see a photo of the most weirdly lit burger than the fake monstrosity you're showing me.
Lenore thinks she's in Heathers, Annabel Lee thinks she's in Danganronpa, Duke thinks he's in Mean Girls, Prospero thinks he's in Succession, Pluto knows he's in Nevermore, Ada thinks she's in Euphoria, Eulalie thinks she's in a point-and-click Nancy Drew game, Will thinks he's in Heartstopper, Berenice is worried she's in American Psycho, Morella thinks she's in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and Montresor thinks he's in Invasion of the Body-Snatchers
hey guys can we get someone with actual aim next time? please? no? well okay then
I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today
i just read something where there was wound fisting i feel like a changed man
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
Does anyone know where to find the one with the Antichrist raised by loving mother and their family has been raising antichrists so they turn out good for generations?
Okay, the one about raising the Antichrist and a bunch more, because tumblr storytime is brilliant:
43. Raising the Antichrist 44. Hallmark Movie Bad Guys 44. the Rapture comic 45. The Stone of Possibility 46. Humans are space orcs - Jurassic Park edition 47. Messenger birds for Hades and Persephone 48. when the pots of honey showed up 49. rock paper scissors wizards 50. Drake McDougal who saved a ship 51. Alien invasion vs Earth wildlife 52. Pride Knights 53. raising a dragon on a farm 54. Unaligned Supers Job Placement Agency 55. Pirates raised a mermaid 56. Alien Invasion vs Old Gods 57. the fae who asked for a name
For the list-loving tumblr storytime folks:
58. The Forgotten God
59. The King prophesied to defeat evil
60. Ugly Mary
61. Where is my pilot?
62. Boredom is a dangerous thing to a human
63. Antler Guy and Neighbour Steve
64. Be not scared, my child comic
65. The scorpian and the frog (extended edition)
66. Mystery door comic
67. Born cursed comic
68. Gnome world
69. Moon’s stuck in a time loop (from: moon’s haunted)
70. A changeling comic - Mary
71. The roommate who’s bad at pretending to be human
72. Oracle
73. Mediocre superpower
74. The counter above people’s heads
75. Lonomia and names comic
76. The pool at the heart of the forest comic
77. The goblin, the orc, and the overlord
78. Human in a crew of long-lived aliens
79. Punching zeus in the face
80. Earth is the space Amazon rainforest
81. Someone under the bed
82. The lady who makes prosthetics comic
83. Villains make a wish
84. Toad Words
85. The mark of a god (Priest of Arepo)
86. I know i’ve kissed you before, but comic
87. Intelligent war machines
88. Minor villain
89. Portrait artist
90. Hero of the valley comic
Plus:
an updated link for humans are unstoppable thanks to @genius11rare
another witch’s cat comic thanks to an ask from @mrsq8geek
91. Adding Opiess, the dragon who adopted an office building’s workers
being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips”
the tension between “representing NBs only as nonhuman characters is dehumanizing and othering” and “but monsters, aliens, and robots are so much cooler than humans”
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i fear my biggest achievement is mines lvl 40 on spring 11 year 1
follow up same farm i just hit floor 120 on summer 6 i haven't played this game for a WHILE i feel like i could've done better though
sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four
substance abuse is like the most normal response in these conditions
substance abuse is
like the most normal response
in these conditions
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
without being controversial about she-who-must-not-be-named...
what is your hogwarts house?
(slytherin)
(gryffindor)
(ravenclaw)
(hufflepuff)
Is it time to move on
Yes
No
it is now socially acceptable to post christmas
fellas is it gay to want to marry your best friend and spend the rest of your life with her
"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches
Tag game reblog this and put Baby’s First Blorbo in the tags like who was the first Character to move into your head and live there back when you were still figuring out how to tie your shoes
