Why, Etsy, Why?!

Looking for some new decor? A gag gift? An actual gift? A gift for someone you secretly hate? This is the blog for you! Submissions welcome! DISCLAIMER: I make no profit from this blog. This is intended for comedic purposes with respect to the shops...

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Jesus Santa Ugly Christmas, $21.99

Shop: skipnwhistle

And the Lord said unto His disciples; “eyyy.....”

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Cheeto Nativity Scene Print, $20

Shop: CheeseCurlArt

So tender and mild...

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Fruitcake iPhone 5 Case, $16.00

Shop: CuriousCaseGifts

Guaranteed to protect your phone with it’s teeth-breaking consistency!

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Large Baby Jesus Silver Sparkly Pinecone, $20.00

Shop: SunMoonShine

What child is this?

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Glowing Jesus Christmas Card, $4.24

Shop: QuiteGoodCards

“Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and it will be totally rad.” Isaiah 7:14

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Boob Bottle Cozy, $8.00

Shop: AZaksCraftz

Listed as a “fathers day gift” :P

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Sleipnir Skeleton 3D Print, $75.00

Shop: MythicArticulations

Loki will be very displeased!

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Pope Francis Cheese Curl Art, $20.00

Shop: CheeseCurlArt

What a time to be alive

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Lettuce Earrings, $14.05

Shop: NeatEats

Green roses or weed? You decide!

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GloFX Kaleidoscope Glasses, $27.00

Shop: GloFX

Who needs to see in da club?

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Tie Dye Skeleton Hands Crop Top, $21.73

Shop: RetroSpectiveApparel

A grope from beyond the grave...

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Surreal snail art print 8x8, Shellbound, $25.00

Shop: CuriousArtLab

Snail or deer? You decide!

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Handmade Elvis Doll, $23.28

Shop: Ewillknitting

Blue KNIT shoes!

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Frozen Olaf Backpack, $47.00

Shop: Feediefriends

i’m scared. 

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John Cena Inspired Hair Bow, $7.00

Shop: TunaBellyBows

Just what I need for my collection!

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Chalkboard Wedding Sign, $5.00

Shop: SugarHillGraphics

Well that’s just rude!

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Devil's Lettuce T Shirt, $20.00

Shop: TheBluntedThreads

Beautiful